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craptastic

Unbelievably messed up; the icing on the cake; the straw that broke the camel's back; the highlight of an already fucked up day; an event that is unforseen and which happens so suddenly it leaves the beholder almost speechless with dismay
And as if my day hadn't been bad enough up until this point, I go home to find my best friend in bed with my man. How craptastic is that!?!
by hthrB February 25, 2015
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Craptical Illusion

The moment when you think you smell a fart, but nobody actually farted.
Your standing with a buddy and suddenly smell what you think is a fart so you say "Hey man, something smells like shit. Did you just blow ass?" And he says "Na man, you must be having a Craptical Illusion!"
by Fart Wayne May 26, 2016
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Crasmatic

You are so crasmatic
by Roachman1965 January 26, 2017
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crapstick

a catchphrase that should be used instead of saying holy sh*t. example when you are in the car with your mom you would say holy chapstick so you don’t get in trouble for swearing.
*driving in car and a car runs out in front of us* HOLY CRAPSTICK!!
by crapstick September 27, 2019
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CRAPTASTIC

Neo-Con, Airhead Yuppie, Corporate Libertarian or other overpaid, gormless but rich whacko rightwinger. Someone who thinks 45000 Americans dying each year is preferable to free healthcare.

Think Banker who screwed up and despite his self-proclaimed "rugged individualism", went crying to government for a bailout. Upwards of a trillion dollars was given to them at our expense, and despite the fact Bush gave it to them, they now proclaim loudly that the deficit it caused is Obama's fault.
CRAPTASTIC: Cretinous Rabid Anti Progressive Thickhead And Stupid Totally Incompetent Capitalist
by Ingrate2222 September 12, 2010
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craplakistan

A country where people shit out of their mouth and talk out of their ass.
I am going to Craplakistan.
by Mr. Biggles April 2, 2004
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craptastic

My little brother convinced me to buy medel of honor frontline yesterday, and guess what... it's craptastic
by the real quazy_qual March 20, 2004
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