crapatory

Portable Toilet. The kind of toilets that you see in the festivals and in the construction sites. Originally concieved by translating from the hebrew "Mahrea"

Pavel: Hey dude, where are you going?
Gabriel: The pizza killed me, i'm heading to the crapatory to download the waste.

by Pavel Z April 21, 2006

Carpenters Cut

When stuck on a building site with no toilet paper someone who needs to pass solids could use the carpenters cut. It is a process of spreading your ass cheeks wide and then letting them go back together as the solid is passed. Thus creating a carpenters cut and removing the need of toilet paper.

Carl "I have no toilet paper and need to go number two to relieve myself. I am in a silight situation what ever could I do"

Stephen "But Carl you can use the carpenters cut and forget the toilet paper"

by Paul131279 February 22, 2007

crapsterpiece

A work of art that goes so far beyond bad, it is not redeemable even through the power of ridicule.

Mariah Carey's film debut, "Glitter," was a monumental crapsterpiece.

by Pencil Necked Geek February 27, 2005

Carpeter

1) a person who puts in carpet and does not build houses

Hey I really need a carpenter to put this carpet in, should I ask Dave?

Carpenters actually only build houses Frank, what you need is a carpeter

by mytwentycats August 29, 2017

Carpenter's Dick

When you wear pants that accidentally outline your package.

Similar to a "plumber's butt", but with your dick.

Frank: I hate it how Tom keeps wearing pyjama pants to work every Monday.
Julia: Yeah, it gives him a serious case of the carpenter's dick....it's distracting.

by incufilter November 14, 2016

Creater

Bubble members who post trash memes

Hey did you see what that Creater put in the forrum?

by Gritty2020 February 7, 2021

Played the Carpenter

Getting nailed biblical style.

We were totally doing missionary and he totally played the carpenter.

by FKTR September 25, 2010