Beak Capacity

When they are chirping u so hard you bout to split feathers.

I was just flying solo when this bird started chirping me so you know they better be ready to glide because I'm at beak capacity.

by Rajax August 14, 2018

Beat too capacity

Too describe a woman's make up as looking good! Or can be used to tell someone they look/dress nice. Can be used as just "beat" or "beat em'"

Giiiiiirl your beat too capacity!

His outfit is beat!
Girlfriend you beat em down, yess ya did.

by dabestever September 4, 2012

maximum fart capacity

The maximum number of farts that a couch can hold before the farts trapped inside begin to leach out after sitting down. Also known as "fart saturation".

Did you just fart? No, the couch just reached its maximum fart capacity.

by Kyle5 December 25, 2009

CAPalert

a wacky movie review sites that finds every movie evil.

What the heck is "suggestive eye movement supposed to mean anyway?

by the mad one February 28, 2004

Heat capacity

Heat capacity is a measure of how hot a girl is. Generally, heat capacity is inversely proportional to mass.

Wowza, check the heat capacity there!!!!!

by Jigga^2 March 31, 2011

carpark

A bird who looks posh but is easily convinced to take it up any hole over a car bonnet in the nearest carpark.

That bird is a blatant carpark. Oooooooooh carpark.

by Benjo P January 17, 2008

carparked

slang for getting drunk

"what are you doing tonight?"
"i'm gunna get carparked!"

by jmsica March 18, 2009