Crafting table

A table that people fuck on. As simple as that .

Dream and George had sex on the crafting table

Oh no they had sex on the crafting table aAaA

by Dreamdmpstanlol July 24, 2021

hover craft

A Person that has no friends so just stands by you hovering while doing absolutly nothing

Curtis_ Hey Tyler! . .Who's that guy standing beside you?

Tyler_ Ohh He's Just a Hover Craft

by T Masta H December 28, 2005

Crafting table level

This is used to describe if to dudes are in a relationship and they are ready to have sex (or a blowjob). this stems from the crafting table meme when Spiffey and Skeppy were explaining it to Badboyhalo without actually explaining it to him and after Badboyhalo asked "are we on furnace level" Skeppy said "no we aren't even on crafting table level".

DUDE 1: Are we on Crafting table level.
DUDE 2: Dude we are literally having sex right now what are you talking about.
DUDE 3: Sick can I join?
DUDE 2: You the hell are you.
DUDE 4: Grabs knife* Gimme all your money.
DUDE 5: Well guess it's a Wednesday.

by icannotgetaname July 22, 2020

Butt Calf

A calf that is so ripped it looks like you have a butt on the back of your leg.

Jon: "I've been working out lately, can you tell?"
Joe: "Yeah, nice butt calves."

Billy: "Nice butt calf"
Dan: "Thank you"

by jonapello April 18, 2010

Craft

An April Fools joke made by youtubers, DanIsNotOnFire (Dan Howell) and AmazingPhil (Phil Lester.) It consisted of them making a YouTube channel with one video about arts and crafts.

Don't cry, craft.

by juliaock September 8, 2015

craffee

Crap coffee. As created by Chris Pirillo.

Pirillo Vlog 362 (What's Better Than Tetris) 00:16 "I started the day with a cup of craffee........ That would be my word for crappy coffee. I expect it to show up on Urban Dictionary within the hour."

by notlockergnome April 21, 2013

calf push

To find yourself in a highly undesirable situation like paying twice for something, or being sold stolen items, fooled into thinking they were 100% genuine. Basically any situation you are fooled into so severe that you feel like someone has pushed your calfs back and had aggressive intercourse with your anal passage. Hence term calf push

piss take robbed well and truly mocked pants pulled down calf push

by Daft crack pj January 23, 2014