2 definition by Daft crack pj

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To find yourself in a highly undesirable situation like paying twice for something, or being sold stolen items, fooled into thinking they were 100% genuine. Basically any situation you are fooled into so severe that you feel like someone has pushed your calfs back and had aggressive intercourse with your anal passage. Hence term calf push
by Daft crack pj January 23, 2014

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Woman's front waste functional.
Piss trench, piss flaps, fanny , twat. Etc
by Daft crack pj January 23, 2014

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