Craigory

Bitter, always rude and grumpy towards others. Usually has no sense of humour.

Me - "Was the test hard?"
Craigory - "Yes, you'll fail. Have fun! You'll be taking the course again next year"
Me - "That's rude! Can't you be a little suportive?"
Craigory - "Okay, you'll fail with flying colors. Happy?"
Me - "Ugh! You're always so bitter and rude!"

by KennerKids March 16, 2011

craniorectal inversion

the state of being clueless and asinine

Our troll suffers from craniorectal inversion.

by Xyzzy January 29, 2005

cranio-vaginis

Right-wing female affliction, whereby they are unable to extract their heads from their quims.

Ann Cooter has cranio-vaginis,
so she has to queef her beefs.

by D. Weltner October 3, 2007

creepy craigo

a cum loving sodomy obsessionist with an affection towards young children. This prowler often poses as a child care assistant to get closer to his targets, they have even been known to live around high amounts of unsuspecting children. Often overweight, creepy craigo's are easy to spot due to their massive walri structure, their pubic facial hair, and their loud, always open, mouth.

hey annie, look at that creepy craigo we better hide the children, he'll either fuck them or eat them given the chance!

by dommy thumb May 18, 2008

craine train

A messageboard thread in which a band's fans invade a messageboard in an attempt to defend their band from criticism poured on it by other users of the website.
Originates from a 'Craine' posting on Drowned in Sound website.
The 'Craine Train' has led to other phrases being made involving rhyming band names with methods of transport eg. 'We Could Be Giants Robin Reliants' or the 'urbnri Hyundai'.

'This is such a Craine Train'
'Remember the Craine Train?'

by PINGU THE GREAT June 18, 2008

Crain

A guy who has a big ego, but abnormally small penis. Almost like a banana. Most Crain's go after girls with large booty's or big breasts. They can be very sly with their words, and make someone believe that they are better than any other guy. Normally they are smart and witty, but only let you hear what you want to hear. Be careful, cause crains might just fool you.

"Crain took my virginity, and told me he loved me. Now, he doesn't give me the time of day. What a DOUCHEBAG."

by cutiewithabooty28 October 23, 2012

cranodin

combination of cranberry juice and vicodin to deal with a painful urinary tract infection. Or to help tackle a piss poor day.

Girl Friday: "man, I feel like shit. I have a UTI and it's killing me.
Girl Tuesday: "Well get over here and I'll make you a little cranodin. You'll feel right as rain."

by nebzeb February 5, 2010