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A guy who has a big ego, but abnormally small penis. Almost like a banana. Most Crain's go after girls with large booty's or big breasts. They can be very sly with their words, and make someone believe that they are better than any other guy. Normally they are smart and witty, but only let you hear what you want to hear. Be careful, cause crains might just fool you.
"Crain took my virginity, and told me he loved me. Now, he doesn't give me the time of day. What a DOUCHEBAG."
by cutiewithabooty28 October 23, 2012
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