An old fat ugly stupid plastic faced cunt that has no talent, but thinks he has the right to tell people they have no talent. Also has an ugly wife that is only with him for his money.
by johndoe911 July 20, 2022
Get the Simon Cowellmug. An extremely sweet, sexy, funny, charming British man who is most known for his juding on both Pop Idol and American Idol.
by Kirstie May 20, 2004
Get the Simon Cowellmug. Quite possibly the most cruel person in the world right after Adolf Hitler. Also the only honest judge on the show American Idol. Maybe too honest.
by tha wun hoo kann splell February 9, 2007
Get the Simon Cowellmug. A giant asshole known best for his unimpressed attitude and his role on America's Got Talent as a judge. He's really, really hated by Bruno Powroznik.
by Jellie_Bells December 8, 2021
Get the Simon Fucking Cowellmug. A day when u just wanna criticise anything and everything around u....regardless of how good the day is actually going...with reference to a certain Simon Cowell, the ultimate critic
Man...yesterday I had such a Simon Cowell day...I was fishing on my sailboat, doing some Bud, with my wife blowing my pipe...and I still found a reason to complain!!!
by Animesh Prasad June 19, 2008
Get the simon cowell daymug. This phenomenon involves the making of an extortionate amount of money from an individual or group of people with little or no discernable talent.
by Supersare June 28, 2011
Get the Simon Cowell Effectmug.