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Constitution

A once important document that replaced the Bush administration's dry biscuit in a wild and animalistic struggle for victory and stature for reasons unknown to the average American who is slowly learning to take freedom more seriously and not for granted while poor George, who couldn't get it up quick enough (unlike his predecessor), can't have desert until he eats his din din..
Poor George.. can't stomach his own porridge, but the constitution tastes grrrrrrrrrREAT!!!.
by de Frosting le Lobster September 25, 2010
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copstitute

A female who enjoys throwing themselves at police officers (regardless of looks,age, number of children, marital status or rank) much like a rock band groupie.
A young attractive female dates a police officer 30 years older who has had multiple heart attacks, a few divorces, several children, grandchildren and is not attractive. Hence she is a copstitute.
by JoeyAsbestos November 29, 2007
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constitution

The greatest form of writing to ever exist. It is the only true thing that shows how much freedom we're supposed to be having in the USA. However, dumbasses like George W. Bush have never even looked at it and conservatives think they can change it around to meet their own selfish needs and beliefs.
Too bad our president isn't doing things that are said in the Constitution.
by weirdgirl August 20, 2003
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constitution party

United States 3rd Party

Originally called the Taxpayers Party, the Constitution Party’s name was coined in 1999, but technically founded in 1992.

The Constitution party’s platform consists of strong social conservatism, mostly Laissez-Faire Capitalism, and a non-interventionist (or isolationist to detractors) stance on foreign policy.

Like practically every 3rd party in the United States, the Constitution Party has improved their takings in the 2004 presidential election.

Official Website of the US Constitution Party
http://www.constitutionparty.com/
Contrary to the beliefs of adolescent anarchists the Constitution Party has nothing to do with Fascism; however it is religious, but not so much more than the Republican Party. The CP does not believe America was founded on Religion, but on specific Bible principles.
by David J M July 16, 2008
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constitution

George W Bush: "That constitution makes great toilet paper!"
by God October 12, 2003
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Daily Constitutional

Taking a crap; unloading; a person's "daily"
John always made sure he was alone before indulging in his daily constitutional. It was either this or risk embarrassment.
by smashingblonde January 1, 2011
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mostitute

"You think the north side of trees are mossy? You must have never seen a mostitute"
by John Joe239848 January 12, 2008
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