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Chinese Corkscrew 

When 3 or more asians put wine bottles in their assholes and open it and drink it through their anuses, and/or out of eachothers anuses.
Man I wish i used red wine during that Chinese Corkscrew last night!
Chinese Corkscrew by Odie16 April 23, 2011

The Old Fashioned Texas Corkscrew

To kneel over an enemy and t-bag vigorously while spinning in circles.
Alex: Dude when I was playing CoD:BO I drop-shoted that camper and ran over to his body and gave him the old fashioned texas corkscrew.

double dirty egyptian corkscrew 

A sex position in which the recieving partner is suspended from the floor by one leg, which is tied to the ceiling or a ceiling mounted structure, the other leg being tied or wieghted to the floor. The penetrating partner uses all limbs to cling to the recieving partner and inserts the penis into the navel. In this position both partners proceed to defecate, the penetrating partner loudly repeating the phrase, "I am mighty pharaoh!"

The Corkscrew

A sex position commonly used in french porn movies:

Needs:
Light woman
Strong man

Method:
Get into the classic porn movie riding position, woman facing outwards from the man
Spread the womans legs wide, so her vagina is stretched wide
The man grabs the womans legs and pulls them up, so he penetrates deeply
Then the man pulls her legs down, levering them against his own so she slides up his penis

Not to be confused with:
The Jackhammer, where the man lifts and pushes down the woman riding his penis
Pete : Woah man, I saw this porno last night and they did the corkscrew!
MattSki : Yeah, it takes a whole new definition to the word screwed
Pete : Lol
The Corkscrew by MattSki Jones April 18, 2006

The Corkscrew

Cross your fingers, middle over index. Twist your wrist back and forth and go to work on your desired orifice. With practice, you'll have the effectiveness of a drill press and within weeks you'll be able to bore through wood.
"I've been practicing my corkscrew a lot the past few weeks. I got hired as a carpenter."
The Corkscrew by Long Island August 15, 2004

Salty corkscrew

1) The act of pouring salt onto one's penis before penetrating someone anally and twisting them around, using the inserted penis (the "salty corkscrew") as a pivot.

2) One who engages the act of giving another a salty corkscrew.
I gave her a salty corkscrew the other day. It wasn't half bad.