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Vietnamese Corkscrew

The sexual act in which a man will take a shit on the other person's stomach, and then lay down on said person and spin rapidly while ejaculating furiously.
"Bro I pulled a Vietnamese Corkscrew on this bitch I fucked last night, it was kinky as shit!
by Ur Mum Got Hit By A Semi Truck September 29, 2019
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Corkscrew Cow

A sex position which requires a horizontal tire swing and a very long dick.
Did you have a good time last night?

Yeah we did the corkscrew cow!
by akagipanda February 18, 2022
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Mongolian Corkscrew

To cut off the circulation to the head of your erect penis until it turns purple, then grab your balls and start rotating them around your penis clockwise until there is immense pain. Then you masturbate so when you cum it causes your balls to burst.
Yeah my friend Timmy lost his balls to a Mongolian Corkscrew.
by DrPepper0202 February 22, 2023
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Ukrainian Corkscrew

A sexual act involving chalk, a ceiling fan and a Ukrainian gymnast.
Alex - "Bro, I think my dick broke last night when Yulia gave me a Ukrainian Corkscrew"
Bro - "Did you use any lube?"
Alex- "Does chalk count?"
by Another Ukrainian July 13, 2015
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Corkscrew Wally

A sexual position in which a man takes his nose into a woman's anus and spins it in a clockwise direction
Last night I gave jennete a corkscrew Wally
by The corkscrewer December 26, 2013
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compton corkscrew

while having sex with a female in the doggy-style position, the act of slowly lubricating the asshole with either saliva or a sexual lubricant such as K-Y Jelly, then very aggressively inserting a wine or champagne cork into the asshole without her suspecting or welcoming it
you: yeah, baby, you like how i massage your ass? feels good,
huh?

(BAM!)

her: what the fuck was that? why did you do that?

you: i did it cuz i'm gangsta like that, biatch! you just got the compton corkscrew!
by archie_v October 1, 2007
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Legendary Corkscrew

A sex position in which you tie yourself to a ceiling fan with your dick hanging down, while your partner does a handstand while doing the splits on a hoverboard and connects with your dick and then proceeds to spin in circles
Hey girl, wanna try the legendary corkscrew?
by Mexidong August 28, 2018
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