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corona dump

Similar to the turkey dump, occurring during the Covid-19 (aka SARS-COV-2 and Coronavirus) global pandemic where couples who are:

1. quarantined separately break up due to not seeing each other, or

2. quarantined together get so fed up with each other, they break up.

Due to social distancing this:

1. takes place over text and is especially brutal because there are no bars or pubs open to rebound at, or

2. is painful because the couples who break up while quarantined together can’t avoid each other.
Friend: Hey did you hear about Mike?
Friend 2: Ah yeah he got corona dumped
by AliveAhaFuck March 24, 2020
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Corona Cork

That constipated turd that’s got you straight up backed up from an absolutely abhorrent diet during your Covid lockdown.
I sat on the shitter for an hour trying to work out a corona cork. What have you been eating? McDonald’s drive thru 3x a day and takis and Mountain Dew the rest of the time. You might want to consider some fresh fruit and vegetables. The stores are open you know. And BTW those takis and Dew are gonna make your nut like a chemical peel so you might want to warn Rachel before she slobs your knob.
by Dick Onchin April 23, 2020
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The cohena was conspicuous.
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Corona Time

The phrase you use when someone near you coughs, often as a joke saying they’re going to spread the coronavirus.

Also in reference to the popular Corona drink.
Ally: *coughs*
Jim: Yoooo it’s corona time!
by TheNathaniel March 8, 2020
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Corona bucks

Coronavirus money - any time someone or a group gets some sort of cash benefit because of the Covid-19 pandemic, that's Corona bucks
"Trump better send me some Corona Bucks before rent day"

"Dang, they gave Corona bucks to my work, but they still laid me off"

"Did you hear about the cruise industry Coronabucks package?"
by SRSLY WRONG March 18, 2020
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Corona Ass

The smelly, unkempt state your ass is left in whilst sitting in quarantine at home with no real reason to take a shower.
I haven't left the house in 7 days, my head really itches, and I've got a severe case of corona ass.
by LikeA805 March 22, 2020
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Corona 15

Weight gain as a result of being forced to shelter at home during a pandemic, specifically due to Coronavirus, or COVID-19, but can be applied to other pandemics. Total gain does not have to be limited to 15 pounds.
Friend: I can no longer fit into my jeans.

Me: Oh man, you got the Corona 15 bad. You need to hit the gym. Too bad they are all closed!
by Juggahoe March 24, 2020
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