auto-copulate

To fuck oneself.

Commonly used combined with the word "Go", as in "Go auto-copulate", best used in a polite tone as opposed to an aggressive one - e.g. "Please go auto-copulate".

noob: wtf hax yuo aer cheting how u can be so gooD1!?!
pwnerer: Please go auto-copulate.
noob: wat?
pwnerer: Go FUCK YOURSELF.

by Falcon4 April 13, 2007

copulate self

Medical term: To remove an N.G. tube from yourself before medically advised.

The patient justpulled out his N.G. tube,"well he just copulated himself!

by Dr. Mann February 03, 2004

Copulation Imperative

The reason for being if you are a male.
Common evolution theory states that the man's instinct to copulate overrides all but the most basic functions of survival. If you’ve ever been a member of a fraternity you understand.

by JohnnySix January 27, 2003

go forth and copulate

polite English usage for "fuck off".

In the presence of a teacher:
Schoolboy John: Go dip your head in a bucket of shit!
Tom: Why don't you go forth and copulate!

by Snooty Man August 18, 2011

dupe copulator

Goat love-maker

Elan is a dupe copulator

by Belle November 13, 2003

Quantum Copulating

Having multiple sexual escapades in different locations in the multiverse simultaneously

According to pops, I have a half-sister in the Graxovort dimension who was conceived after quantum copulating with an extradimensional being. I bet she's hot.

by Devbrook December 09, 2023

Copulated

Cop-populated. An area, street, or intersection with lots of cops

Nah, I'm not driving the night before thanksgiving, the roads are too copulated

by DrinkMore November 24, 2010