cooter

Female reproductive part; also known as vagina, cooch, poonanny, crotch, etc. Used to make an awkward situation of touching the happy place less awkward.

1.You whore - you just slapped my cooter.
2. My cooter is itchy today.
3. Kirstens cooter is getting so large it is almost a gunt. *gasp*
4. Ricky and Shane can touch our cooters anyday.

by willprostituteformoneyJmmbnCEa August 6, 2005

cooter

vagina, a term of endearment

youve got one hell of a cooter on you

by cooter time December 24, 2008

cooter

(noun) slang for female genetalia
May have originated from a plough coulter which is a blade on a plough that helps to cut the furrows neater. The raised rows mimicking the vulva and the deep furrow mimicking the slit/opening.

My cooter has been itchy today.

by shirekeeper February 6, 2017

cooter

1: Female genitals.
2: A dim witted or stupid person hailing from a rural area. See: Redneck

So I go to the store, and this dumb cooter was in line in front of me buying four cases of chewing tobacco.

by snabald July 13, 2003

cooters

Plural of "Cooter", or numerous vaginas all specified in their entirety.

All them chicks got some skanky cooters!

by muntumbomo klick May 17, 2006

cooter

The town mechanic on the Dukes of Hazzard

Cooter was working on the General Lee all day.

by Dan Foster June 18, 2003

cooter

vagina.. yep, i said it!

"whats wrong with you?"
"itchy cooter"

by Pirate Laura August 7, 2006