A poser, loser, wanna-be, f'tard who thinks they're being oh so cool on their new motorcycle or in their brand new mustang. they have "badass" hairstyles, and make loud noise when the situation doesn't call for it. they need attention and hope they'll get lucky with any girl that gives them a look of disgust. when you say cool-guy, you need to emphasize the double o's in the word. It ends up sounding like "coo-guy" but with a faint "L" at the end and make it sound really sarcastic. I don't fuckin care that you have a brand new Ducati, brand new Oakleys, and a "sexy" mohawk, you're only 15 years old you dumbass! You're not cool!
Kid 1: school was boring as hell today
Kid 2: I know, Calculus sucks...
Cool-Guy: (roars up the street on his motorcycle with his backpack on from the school day)
Kid 1: Cool-Guy right there, wish i could be like him
Kid 2: Fo sho, wish i was a Cool-Guy...what a loser
Kid 2: I know, Calculus sucks...
Cool-Guy: (roars up the street on his motorcycle with his backpack on from the school day)
Kid 1: Cool-Guy right there, wish i could be like him
Kid 2: Fo sho, wish i was a Cool-Guy...what a loser
by trptking October 28, 2008
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An otherwise dull and uninteresting person who freely share cocaine with people free of any sexual expectation or subtext.
He's described as a "Really Cool Guy" at the party but beyond the fact that he carries cocaine around just to get attention he is really not very interesting at all.
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Aston Cool Guy is a ugly fat guy that plays Avakin Life. He likes to lie about police coming to his house every week and hes a bad liar. He has a creeper sweater and likes PUBG but is bad at it.
Our Avakin Life usernames are: ❀PANDAS ❀RULES❀, Melikatt and savagegamer666 <-- (Aston Cool Guy)
Aston Cool Guy is a ugly fat guy that plays Avakin Life. He likes to lie about police coming to his house every week and hes a bad liar. He has a creeper sweater and likes PUBG but is bad at it.
Our Avakin Life usernames are: ❀PANDAS ❀RULES❀, Melikatt and savagegamer666 <-- (Aston Cool Guy)
Panda: Have you heard about Aston Cool Guy?
Melikatt: Yeah I have. He's a bad liar, and he's dumb.
Panda: I agree, he's a fatty
Melikatt: Yeah I have. He's a bad liar, and he's dumb.
Panda: I agree, he's a fatty
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A zone for people with 420 or 69 in their name, because they are badass. membership is very common among 12-year-old COD players who say they did your mom.
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