Cooked cunt

Someone that is fried on drugs, usually meth or weed. Often looks and acts mentally disabled.

"Fuck off ya cooked cunt, ya nearly broke the bong"

Often used in a friendly way amongst Australians. "How ya been ya cooked cunt?"

by bunchbiccedcunts May 14, 2015

Cookess

A female goddess of the kitchen. She has a sexy confident way about her when she cooks. She is the master creator of memorable meals. She samples the food whilst cooking, and licks her lips slowly while doing so. She lives to see you take the first bite of her creation, an extension of her life’s self-expression. She won’t take no for an answer, as she raises the first bite to your lips!

Dang, she snapped! Look at the way she did that! She’s a master cookess!

by 333_MS November 1, 2019

Fry Cook At The Krusty Krab

Fry Cook At The Krusty Krab is what ghetto girls and middle-schoolers put in their social-media bio in an attempt to be funny. What it really means is that they are UNEMPLOYED

She is 23 years old and her Tinder Bio says she is a Fry Cook At The KRUSTY KRAB

Bruh that means that hoe is unemployed

by holy guacomole September 13, 2019

Will you cook my popcorn?

To cook someone's popcorn is to take their virginity (female)

Cam: Will you cook my popcorn?
Michael: Hell yeah! I'm cuming over right now
Cam: Okay don't forget the butter ;)

by SquishyBubbles February 10, 2015

Cook it up

To start something and to get it done quickly

Cook it up in the bathroom so you get to class faster

by Dagthefam November 3, 2018

Maid & Cook combo

What a woman becomes when you marry her. A woman's place.

Jenny was a smoking hot cheerleader. Then i married her and she became my Maid & Cook combo.

by DaBoss971 October 8, 2011

The Night of Conky

A night where your friend shows up at your house, gets all drunk, and starts talking like Conky from Trailer Park Boys. He/she might also whip out a miniature Conky puppet to add to the effect.

Rachelle: Ravvviiiinnneee.
Colin: Hey Rachelle, how much have you have to drink tonight?
Rachelle: I don't know, stuuupiiid.
Fannie: Somebody take that puppet away from her. It's really pissing me off.
Andrzej: It's The Night of Conky!

by cokemidget August 14, 2009