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Coofasac

i got kicked in my coofasac
by Nicky Spitz October 1, 2009
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coofstaffel

the wanna be mall cops and overweight security guards that harass Innocent people while eating or drinking about wearing masks. Acting like the Fascist Secret police in WW2
That asshole harassed that poor women between bites of food. what a Coofstaffel!
by Superfluous Supreme January 5, 2021
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coofus

coofus: pron. "koo-fuss"

A glorious mixture of the two describing words "cool" and "doofus".

Generally a term of gentle insult between friends. Often directed at people also termed "Mr. F". (See Mr. F)

Recommended only for use inside social circles where the definition is widely known to all. Otherwise, misconceptions about the word's definition WILL lead to misunderstanding, and eventually, unwanted offense being taken.
"Dude, you're such a coofus!"

"Hey coofus, how's you're day going?"

Person A - "Heeeeeeyyy I got all the new Harry Potter books and I'm gonna read them!"

Person B - ".....what a coofus."
by skiffy99 March 4, 2011
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Coofy Hard

A Way of reminding somebody that they are stupid by reinforcing pain as a method of making it permanent
A coofy hard is when somebody says something idiotic such as
"two+two=twelve right" following a comment of such nature a slap on the top of the head would occur and the person who is distributing it would say "Coofy Hard"
The more sever the stupidity the harder the coofy hard will get

Other people can get into the proceeding coofy hard by saying "Coofy Hard" right after
The more people that say it the more Coofy hard one will receive

So think about what you say before you say it. Cause you just might get incredible amounts of coofy hard
"Two plus two equals twelve right?"
"Nope, Coofy hard"

"What's a dolphin, isn't that some type of bird"
"COOFY HARD"
*Slaps on top of head*
by The Light Potato June 5, 2012
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cooft

verb- to smoke marijuana

noun- dank marijuana

-ed, -ing (coofted, coofting)
BurrisNation and BalsamNation are coofting a blunt.

BirdMan and Airport have some cooft.
by burrisnation September 20, 2004
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Coofleb

To be finessed
The french would say cooflebé
She just got cooflebbed
by donkeykongandhisfriends November 6, 2019
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Coofied

AKA Yamaka (Jew cap)
A coofie is a hat worn by Judists all around the world to represent their religious beliefs.

Pronounced; Coofie / COO-FEE
Shateek: Dam, that faggot ass nigga just got coofied.

Starquashia: Word he tight.
by YounG HiesmaN April 5, 2009
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