contorto

A sex act performed by two males. Where one guy puts his legs behind his head and the other male pile drives him. Usually performed by dudes with facial tattoos

He gave me the contorto last night behind 7-Eleven

by Ssnider420 March 31, 2023

Ghost converted conservative

A person who held liberal beliefs but now have full blown switched to conservative. But have retained that they are still liberal.

Example: Joe: "Wow Jordan Peterson used to have pretty liberal ideas. Now he talks about God and capitalism, and that feminism is bad. What happened to him?"
Mark: "Yeah it's because he a ghost converted conservative."

by Jake Casper June 28, 2023

contarded

constepated and retarded put together

She so contarded, I hate her.

by jaki January 18, 2004

Contortion

The art of bending. It requires a lot of stretching. Some contortion may be seen in the sport of gymnastics. A person that does contortion is called a contortionist.

Mom: catches daughter (Molly) stretching. " You should do contortion, you are very flexible."

Molly: " That would be fun!"

by Monnikah July 26, 2017

Conjolted

Something that is complicated; intricately involved. Often used when referring to one's thoughts or feelings.

a. I keep having these conjolted thoughts, and I can't seem to understand them.
b. John and Susie have been arguing about the same concept for hours. It has become a very conjolted conversation.
c. My thoughts on this situation are conjolted and hard to put into words.

by Torrayan Hare February 24, 2010

Contort

An actual retort.

"Did Contort leave again?"
"Yeah, this is the third time this month."

by Contort January 2, 2019

Contortionist James

Contortionist James (born Troy James) is a contortionist knows for his appearances on Australia’s Got Talent.

Contortionist James does cocaine with Miss Beaudry in the dryer

by Jizzelle Booty July 20, 2020