speed of continental drift

moving at an extremely slow pace

Dude, what took you?
Traffic, man, we were moving at the speed of continental drift!

by Thunnus January 9, 2010

continental breakfast

Generally provided by cheap British hotels so that they don't need to serve you a PROPER breakfast.

A Continental Breakfast usually consists of some cheap freeze-dried coffee, some sort of stale pastry and perhaps an old, soft biscuit if you're fortunate enough.

The name comes from the fact that Hoteliers wish you to believe that our "more culturaly refined" and "chic" Continental (note, European) cousins, eat this crap for breakfast themselves, and by eating it you can be JUST as cultured!

Predictably, if you ever happen to stay at a hotel on "The Continent", the chances of them serving you this rubbish are somewhere between silm and none.

"For a mere £5 extra, you will be provided with a delicious, exciting and culturaly stimulating Continental Breakfast!"

by Master Beaver July 16, 2008

Continental Treble

An event in which a football team wins three competitions within their continent in a single season. In over a hundred years of football history, it has only happened twelve times. The most notable winners were Celtic FC in 1967 when they not only won a treble but a quadruple.

Person 1: FC Barcelona won a continental treble in 2009?
Person 2: Yeah! They won La Liga, the Champion's League, and the Copa del Rey!

by futbolista May 29, 2009

Lincoln Continental

The car that is commonly known as the pimp-ride alternative to the cadillac.

"We did it in a rental, lincoln continental"

by Jacob May 6, 2004

continental european

A description attributed to old white people who hail from the European continent, often recognised by their inability to add salt (referred to in their vernacular as 'spice') and refusal to wash hands before eating, and after scratching their arse. Not to be confused with the Continental European breakfasts served at American hotel chains like the Hilton.

Jasmine: Congrats on your new place! What's your flatmate like?

Tina: She's Continental European...

Jasmine: OH..you better stock gallons on hand sanitiser in your flat.

by kuntress December 23, 2018

Three Centimeter Dash

When just beginning to have sexual intercourse with a girl and you realize by her completely frozen, shocked expression that you've put it in the wrong hole. Thus, in order to continue bangin', your stupid ass has to make the three centimeter dash from her bung hole (or pee hole) to her vagina.

*Note, distances may vary for different individuals.

Robert: Man, I was doin' it for the first time tonight and you know what?
Timothy: What ma' nigga?
Robert: I started fuckin' her but I put it in the wrong hole.
Timothy: Wow...
Robert: Luckily, I was able to make a quick three centimeter dash and finish up right.
Timothy: I bet that dash wasn't the only thing that was only three centimeters.
Robert:...
Timothy: *takes off sunglasses* YEEAAAAH!!!

by ErWiHaMaRiJa March 18, 2011

Centimeter

"Call me" in the Queen's English (not Elizabeth II; New York queens!). Abbreviated to "cm" and then became "Centimeter!

Girl! CENTIMETER! I need to tell you about the trade I pulled last night on Grindr!

by Queen Carlota July 25, 2010