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Contacter

somone who gets sexual pleasure out of "accidentaly" touching somone

Ex- Touching somones foot who sits by you with your foot.

Swimming by somone and rubbing their leg with your hand whilst you swim.

Bumping into somone in a crowded hall way.
Mary keeps bumping into me before class. The halls aren't even that crowded, I think she is a contacter.
by Nickzashamin January 22, 2009
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Cuntarded

(Cun•tar•did)

1. When you are so much of an ugly, retarded whore, that someone must describe you as all three in this one simple word.

2. When you are a girl with a Vagina that is bacteria infected, STI infected, or just gross looking. Then that cunt would be retarded. Hence: Cuntarded.
Example for Definition 1;

Spencer: I saw a girl that was a whore, and she was slow too!
Ashton: Was it Lauren? I head she was really cuntarded.

Example for Definition 2;

Britney: I saw that girl in the shower last night, and her vagina was so disgusting. It had pimples, and smelled like shit.
Lauren: Man, that must have been one cuntarded vagina.
by JustMe2904514216 December 16, 2011
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contarded

constepated and retarded put together
She so contarded, I hate her.
by jaki January 18, 2004
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contained

No true definition, best used in a manner by which the "true" definition cannot be confused with this word.
USAGE -

As a response to any question:
"It's contained."

When reserving a hotel room:
"Sir we do have one room, would you like that one?"
"Is it contained?"
"...what do you mean by contained?"
"I am asking if it is contained it is a simple yes or no question..."
etc....
by The PC Nerd September 7, 2005
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contarton

a contarton is a cross between a container and a carton.
it brought some great laughs at lunch the other day, the word slipped out, now it's certified!
by Anonymous April 2, 2003
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contard

noun
/conˈtärd/
1. an individual, whose thinking process has been
rendered impaired by political correctness and the
failure to understand that people are responsible
for their actions and the world does not owe lazy
or stupid people a living.
That contard voted for someone with no qualifications to be president and now everyone is losing his old health care coverage.
by mc rob January 11, 2019
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contapedation

When two persons come face to face then both go in the same direction to move out of each other's way.
"As Ben attempted to move out of Judy's way, they awkwardly experienced contapedation."
by Sondravich July 30, 2008
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