condiment king

one who hoards free ketchup packets, mustard packets, relish, salt, pepper, sugar, and so on. occasionally has tons of free napkins as well.

person 1: hey, you wanna see something?
person 2: uhh, sure i guess.
*pulls out drawer filled with assorted condiments*
person 1: CALL ME THE CONDIMENT KING!

by Organplayerdoner December 26, 2011

cobriggs-19

A deadly, contagious disease believed to have been caused by the unfortunate double-booking of a meeting of the Bat-Fanciers Association and an acne-popping convention for the Spotty Dwarf Brigade, organised by renowned celebrity doodler, Briggsy, who is definitely going back to uni next year to do a Masters.

The CoBriggs-19 pandemic hit Nottingham's rent-boy community particularly hard due to Briggsy's refusal to stop fucking underage boys no matter how many pus-crazed bats feasted on what passes for his face the week before.

by False Buttocks October 21, 2020

Conbini

A japanese word that is a shortened version of the word Conviniece store also spelled Combini

In japan the place to get a quick bite to eat is the Conbini

by Sixx3 July 12, 2006

Condie

1. A name given to a person of the opposite sex that you find attractive.
2. A mythical creature said to be so attractive, anyone who looks at it will melt.

Weoo, I've spotted me a condie.

OMGosh, look at that condie over there. I just melted in my pants.

by iknowyouloveit November 24, 2010

mint condition

A condition where something is perfect or as if it was originally manufactured.

A state where something has no flaws.

Selling a mint condition iPhone! Has no flaws, abrasions or scratches!

by SacTu March 9, 2009

The Leaky Air Conditioner

A sexual term used when a man stands over a women, and lets his ball sweat drip on the womens (or mans) Face.

I gave her The Leaky Air Conditioner on a hot summers eve

by The Middle & The Bear September 6, 2007

conditional friend

Your friend only for as long as they get pleasure or gain something from the friendship; only as long as it does not cost too much.

When a friend is down, I help him out. But when his life falls into place and mine isn't going so well, where is he to be found? That's a conditional friend.

by jacknjill December 18, 2003