one who hoards free ketchup packets, mustard packets, relish, salt, pepper, sugar, and so on. occasionally has tons of free napkins as well.
person 1: hey, you wanna see something?
person 2: uhh, sure i guess.
*pulls out drawer filled with assorted condiments*
person 1: CALL ME THE CONDIMENT KING!
person 2: uhh, sure i guess.
*pulls out drawer filled with assorted condiments*
person 1: CALL ME THE CONDIMENT KING!
by Organplayerdoner December 26, 2011
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The CoBriggs-19 pandemic hit Nottingham's rent-boy community particularly hard due to Briggsy's refusal to stop fucking underage boys no matter how many pus-crazed bats feasted on what passes for his face the week before.
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2. A mythical creature said to be so attractive, anyone who looks at it will melt.
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A state where something has no flaws.
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When a friend is down, I help him out. But when his life falls into place and mine isn't going so well, where is he to be found? That's a conditional friend.
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