conrad

A short fat man that is usually below normal IQ. Conrads usually have no friends and like to mingle with normal people. Most Conrads accidently show off their buttcrack without knowing it

"Oye Conrad, Getta ova here!"
"Oye Conrad, You are a queerbait!"

by trevor dewitt January 14, 2008

Conrad

A guy who you think you like and eventually fall in love with, thinking he must like you back, and you are so blinded by love (or obsession) you don't see the obvious truth staring you in the face: HE DOESN'T LIKE YOU AND WILL NEVER GO OUT WITH YOU. Your heart is broken beyond repair and you see him for what he really is: A dumbass boy who never paid any attention to you anyway. So you try to be happier and you realize who you are meant to be with-a Daniel; every girl needs a Daniel. He likes you back and always has. He's been there for you when you were sad or angry, and now you feel better, like the hole in your heart has been fixed again.

Girl 1: OMG! that guy is sooo hot!
Girl 2: Don't be decieved, he's a Conrad.
Girl 1: Ugh, I hate Conrads.
Girl 2: Same here sister. Been there, done that.

by jadestar114 May 26, 2010

Conrad

Someone who joins stupid high school gangs and wears lame clothes in the hope of gaining popularity.
Ironically, it is these things which cause them to lack popularity.

God, he's such a conrad.

That guy should really give up. So conrad.

by uih8 December 16, 2008

Conrad

gay

guy #1: bro ru gay
conrad: yea lol

by urmomgaycelina September 5, 2021

Conrad

Conrad usually means cumrag it is often used to piss him off

He said Fuck you cumrag, To Conrad

by Conrad1938282 November 11, 2021

Conrad

A sweet sweet boy, who doesn’t like any girl, Is really sexy. People think he is shy at first by then later you find out you are in love with him, but he doesn’t have a crush on you. HA!

Me: Hey Conrad, you are so sweet
Conrad: Shut up

by Pony Horse May 30, 2019

conrad

someone extremely preppy, who has no sense of style, and who clearly tries way too and does not succeed

can also be used as an adjective to describe someone who thinks they get or wants much more ass than they actually do get or ever will

hes so conrad, he'll never get laid

by KaReeMUH parKer January 22, 2008