colon conquistador

see back door conquistador

Lance Bass recently admited to being a colon conquistador

by HIRAM1079 September 19, 2008

conqueefador

to conquer pussy,: to penetrate many vaginal walls with such force causing explosions of vaginal farts

damb boy you think you a pimp nah bro I'm a conqueefador I conquer pussy the number sancho

by conqueefador Eddie locs December 8, 2018

Coneshato

When a man jizzes in girls asshole and blows bubbles in it with a straw.

You should try a coneshato, it's good for you.

by harrison roger September 11, 2003

reverse conquistador

Asian man that dates Caucasian women.

Ian: I'm surprised Johnny doesn't think Kelly Hu is hot.
Dom: Yeah, he only likes white women. He's definitely a reverse conquistador.

by The Chu May 21, 2008

back-door conquistador

One who is able to conquer five female bum-holes in a period of no greater than seven days.

My dad was a back-door conquistador; at least that's what my mom and sister said.

by Zach Donavan, Chris Patterson, NIck Searcy August 10, 2006

back door conquistador

phrase used to describe homosexuals who conquer uncharted anal territory. derived from spanish "conquerer"

that guy nasty nate is a major back door conquistador

by ballzz March 24, 2003

conquistador

A conquistador was the name given to the Fifteenth-to-Seventeenth century Spanish and Portugese soldiers who conquered much of the world, most famously the Central and Southern Americas. Not nice guys, but effective, and the term is still used today to describe certain people — ruthless business types, etc — who are brutally efficient at what they do. The most famous conquistador was the Spanish adventurer, Hernando Cortes, who subdued the mighty Aztec Empire of Mexico. The word comes, not surprisingly, from the Spanish verb conquistar, "to conquer."

It does not show that the namers were prophets or wise judges, for the Spaniards really knew California not at all for more than two centuries, and then only as a genial but rather barren land; but it shows that the conquistadores mixed poetry with business and illustrates the glamour thrown about the Northern Mystery

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd August 31, 2019