by Hxjxjave January 18, 2018
Get the conly mug.The results from failing to use the appropriate amount of any material required to properly do a job. Almost always the fault of a cheap, drunk Irishman.
Guy: Man, Bill totally Conley'd those coals last night at the cookout. It was barely hot enough to cook a bluegill!
Chick: I know, that cheap bastard was drunk as fuck on High Life too.
Chick: I know, that cheap bastard was drunk as fuck on High Life too.
by Pseudoding July 25, 2011
Get the Conley'd mug.When you find a Conlan you are lucky! Conlans can be annoying at sometimes but they are really funny. Conlans Only have a couple girlfriends throughout there whole life because when they decide to date that person he makes sure it’s gonna last. Conlans don’t like short realstionships. If you get to know him he is very Nice and kind and cairing. Conlans usually have Brown or black hair it’s rare to see a conlan with blonde or red hair.
Girl 1: Conlan with you go out with me?
Conlan: I’m sorry but your longest relationship was 1 week.
*One week by*
Girl 2: Hey conlan with you go out with me?
Conlan: yes because your longest realstionship was for 3 years.
Conlan: I’m sorry but your longest relationship was 1 week.
*One week by*
Girl 2: Hey conlan with you go out with me?
Conlan: yes because your longest realstionship was for 3 years.
by TheFutuerWriter May 11, 2019
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by Lacey made April 28, 2019
Get the Conley mug.A Caleb Conlon is an interesting unit. He often makes weird faces and rolls his eyes up his head, seemingly possessed. Caleb's are also slightly homosexuals and are furries. They're also incredibly horny and yearn for the touch of a woman. Caleb's also lick little children and sniffs their toes. They also most likely lost their virginity to their dog named 'Simba'.
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"That guy has heaps of girlfriends, he must be a Caleb Conlon"
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