To have sexual intercourse with, including rape and beastiality. Normally used in the context of sex without any consent.
"Not three weeks before this he was run out of Fort Smith Arkansas for having congress with a goat. Yes lady, that is what I said. Goat." - Cormac McCarthy (Blood Meridian)
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Congratulations on winning the ping-pong tournament. You are hereby awarded the Congressional Medal of Circular Tastiness.
by Tom from March 27, 2007
Get the Congressional Medal of Circular Tastiness mug.Congress usually refers to the national legislative body of a country. However, congress is a term also used for a group of baboons. That there are obvious similarities between these groups should be pretty obvious to most.
Consider a group of Baboons, they are the loudest, most dangerous, most obnoxious, most viciously aggressive and least intelligent of all primates. And what is the proper collective noun for a group of baboons? Believe it or not ....... a Congress!
I guess that pretty much explains the things that come out of Washington!
I guess that pretty much explains the things that come out of Washington!
by rufustherat September 5, 2011
Get the Congress mug.A large group of older men who probably have penis sizes lower than average. They enjoy finding things they dislike, or don't control, and trying to destroy/ruin them. They think mainly of themselves and don't mind destroying a few lives to make a quick buck. They avoid taxes and keep their millions of dollars to themselves, and think that those who are poor need to stay poor and they need to stay on top. They recently tried to steal the internet, but where shot down. They also believe that constitutional rights aren't really that important, and can be bent to their liking.
SOPA/ACTA/PIPA are all acts of the Congress.
They can be compared to the Church during the middle ages. Take from the poor, keep it for yourself.
They can be compared to the Church during the middle ages. Take from the poor, keep it for yourself.
by A pissed off citizen April 9, 2012
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Coined during the 2013 government shutdown. Used literally, as opposed to the sarcastic "thanks Obama."
Coined during the 2013 government shutdown. Used literally, as opposed to the sarcastic "thanks Obama."
The NSF, NIST, NASA, NIH, FDA, EPA, etc were shut down, we lost around 300,000 jobs and $24 billion from the economy – thanks, Congress!
by Dylan Bleier November 2, 2013
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