Congratulations

It’s what people who haven’t given a shit about your life say when you do something remotely impressive. If the accomplishment is exceedingly impressive a hater who told you, you couldn’t make it will say bend over towards you put on a fake smile and tell you “congratu-fuckin-lations”

Hater: hey I heard you won that thing
Person: yeah
Hater: Congratulations ;)

Person: you’ll work for me some day.

by Professor Elephant November 10, 2019

Congratulations

You found the secret word!

Yay!

by Aaron W. March 28, 2003

Congratulations

The way someone reclaims the #1 spot after a criminal organization (see T-Series) briefly takes said #1 spot.

It sounded like PewDiePie was saying Congratulations to T-Series... but in reality it was just the next shot in the war against corporate dominance.

by FegelFatso April 6, 2019

DO NOT CONGRATULATE

What is said to someone when not to do something, but it is done anyway

I told You, DO NOT CONGRATULATE that idiot

by BagOfGroceries April 8, 2018

congratuhate

The feeling that occurs when some thing good happens to somebody you loathe.

I am so thrilled that Joan finally landed a new boyfriend, even though he is my ex. I can't wait to congratuhate her in person, preferably in a crowded bar. I hope she is wearing the fat dress.

by Peter Byron Sylvester November 12, 2007

Congratulatiomis

Either used to say "FUCK OFF", or just an innocent way of misspelling "congratulations"

Guy 1: Hey! Wanna hang out??
Guy 2: Congratulatiomis, man.

by Hitaeth July 28, 2016

Congratulations

word used before ur owned or ur momma is owned

CONGRATULATIONS!
(powder in face)

by owner September 6, 2003