Spend $12,000 on Flex Tape and condoms

It just works

I’m probably not even gonna have a husband so I can Spend $12,000 on Flex Tape and condoms and nobody will be able to yell at me for it

by Miff_ June 7, 2018

Styles Condoms

The best condoms on earth. Harry Styles uses them himself. You can buy them in every colour, every size and every flavour. The favorites are the ones with carrot flavour.

Zayn: Hey Hazza, what did you do last night?
Harry: Did The Harry Styles with Louis. We used Styles condoms!
Louis: Hell yeah it was amazing.
Zayn: Woah I want too!

by FuckYeahStylesCondoms March 26, 2011

Condoms

The thin pieces of rubber that make life enjoyable.

jonny: daddy, what are condoms?

Dad: son, condoms can break

by ilyHudy June 14, 2010

condomsation

A conversation that originated from condoms, but can in fact include sexual subjects or any other kind of talk about condoms, etc.

"During her condomsation with George, Kerry told him about her one night stand, yo."

"During the condomsation, Lennie listed all the condom flavors he remembered to his friend, it was mad crazy, yo. He even came up with the phrase 'Taste the rainbow', yo!"

by JacsLiyahLiyahOriginal December 27, 2008

Condoms

Something we need in order to not become pregnant

Boy-Baby how are you pregnant oh wait it's because we didn't use a condoms

Girl- because we didn't use a condom

by Xmsbrightsidex December 25, 2014

Condomsating

When your used condom sits around too long and collects condensation

The leftovers from last night are condomsating in the corner

by Sir Drizzle February 3, 2015

connors dad

He's fat and wears firetraps

Lewis: did you see Connors dad , he's wearin firetraps
Connor: shut it naw he isn't

by Nigger number two August 2, 2018