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concussive narwhal syndrome

*concussive narwhal syndrome (n.) - { sydromius concussive narwhalius } the result of getting into boxing match with a narwhal and getting hit, resulting in a severe concussion. followed by narwhal syndrome which can cause the victim to rapidly turn into a narwhal and/or the following:

bruises, sores, headaches, blisters, temporary blindness, diabetes, hearing loss, concussions, acne, congestion, deepening of the voice, impairment, lung cancer, OCD, alektorophobia, Mexico, racism, fever, rapid change in skin color, stupid, brain aneurysms, ADHD, insomnia, binge eating, bipolar depression, color blindness, pregnancy, Jake from state farm, dementia, hallucinations, household object eating disorder, heart failure, t-rex disease, lactose intolerance, obesity, swelling, standing on walls, high cholesterol, claustrophobia, compulsive cannabilism, Canada, phobophobia, chronic liver failure, dyslexia, back pain, asthma, COPD, pollen allergies, corpse husband, PTSD, black plague, hysteria, carbon monoxide poisoning, genesis, rapid change in race, hanahaki disease, chronic shrinking, autism, bioterorism, couch potato syndrome, dad went to get milk disorder, death, armageddon, disbelief in narwhals, etc.

* this is not real

UPDATE on concussive narwhal syndrome study: it causes everything, you can't hide. you have it. your mom has it. your dog has it. the weed in your front yard has it.

narwhals rule over us
gabby: " yea, my dad doesn't believe in narwhals"
riley: "oh- he must have concussive narwhal syndrome"
by gawrmochiii September 13, 2022
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Concussion dot com

An endearing term for when somebody near you falls over and hits their head badly.
(Small child falls off a slide and bangs his head.)
Passer by: "Ooo concussion dot com"
by JS90 November 26, 2010
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Concussion

When you misunderstand the Harlem Shake.

Scientifically( Concussus gigantism vibratus) meaning a human earthquake due to a strong force applied to a man's testicles.
Damn, Hubert's having concussions again.
by Snoorbifflord May 14, 2019
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Second-hand concussion

when you can feel someone eases concussion
That video gave me a Second-hand concussion
by funny_Phish July 20, 2020
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meat concussion

The feeling of having hit your head after consuming a large meal of meat.
Oh wow, that was a delicious meal but now I think I might have a meat concussion.
by Martha-the-fly February 6, 2018
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concussion

1st stage of brain damage in broken bones IV
ow i have concussion
by fineti November 20, 2021
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concussion protocal

After a head injury (concussion), one must follow "protocal" to avoid serious and deadly consequences. I speak from experience.
Following a jarring hit to the head, the player was put on Concussion Protocal, whereas he had to be monitored by team Physicions...
by Fallsalot October 24, 2023
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