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Concentration douche face

The equivalence to resting bitch face, only this is the face made whenever someone is reading or working.
"Yo man you look really pissed. Is everything okay?"
"Oh yeah. I just have concentration douche face."
by Jumbawumba April 2, 2015
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Concert Depression

A state of being the day after you go to an amazing concert.
This day is typically spent in bed wearing the merch you bought at the concert, listening to the songs again.
I called Joshua earlier, he has a bad case of Concert Depression after seeing Twenty One Pilots.
by Brendon Uries February 26, 2017
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Usually used in text to tell someone they're going to kill their selves. Because Juice WRLD is dead, that means she's going to heaven.
"Hi girl" she sent to her friend. "I'm going to a Juice WRLD concert, just wanted to say bye. 💕"
by getschnapped August 5, 2020
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conceive

When you plug a cord into a wall and automatically order a baby on amazon. For some reason you can't choose two-day shipping. The baby usually arrives in 9 months.
Yo, I conceived last night! I gotta wait 9 months for my package!
by stevegreensburg September 28, 2019
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post concert depression

The feeling you get the day after you see a really fantastic concert.

Symptoms include:
1. The desire to relive the concert,
2. Thoughts similar to "they the band were right there!" or "i'm never going to see them again!"
3. Emotional pain when listening to the band's music.

Post concert depression can last up to a week, depending on the awesomeness of the concert, and, even after a long time, listening to the band's music may cause a relapse.
I saw (insert fantastic band here) last night and now i've got post concert depression!
by Holly A. April 28, 2008
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Conception Balm

Obviously semen but more specifically semen used as a lubricant after the performance of a creampie. In most cases, the person providing the semen will be the conception balm user at the time of second sexual encounter. If someone else is using your conception balm, it is simply sloppy seconds.
The second time is the best, especially when I leave behind some conception balm.
by RedRedRed Red May 25, 2016
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