complicated cat

Someone who is more or less a boring person with a very normal, soft comfy life. They consider themselves special, and create unnecessary drama to make things more interesting for themselves.

Have you seen Mad Men? Betty Draper is such a complicated cat. very important with very little to do.

by redyellowmellow April 27, 2014

Complicated Dick

When the dick is AMAZING, but the person tied to it has a lot of baggage.

"Rickie has an amazing dick, but it's complicated as hell."
"OMG that Tyrone is one complicated dick if i've ever seen one."

by DanteJefferson2999 May 16, 2019

Complicated

(1.) A word someone uses, whenever there's a hard (but simple) reality in front of them, they don't want to face.

Things that are genuinely/inherently complicated, are called, "complex". (You'll notice nobody refers to their relationship status as "complex", because deep down even they know they're lying to themselves. )

(2.) A synonym for "None of your business".

(1.) He says he doesn't want a relationship right now, because he's got a lot going on. His direct response and terrible excuse make things so complicated. Ugh. Whatever will I do with these obscure words shrouded in mystery?

(2.) Person A: "How about you tell me that Mountain Slope story Sheila?"

Person B: "Maybe another time Jerry. It's complicated."

by Olive989 March 3, 2023

Complicated Relationship

Two people who are flirtatious and post eachother on social media that have some type of fling going on but are not dating for whatever reason.

Are you guys dating you always talk about eachother? Its kinda complicated relationship rn

by Newin lol August 24, 2018

complicated loss

n. a loss (i.e., at competitive sports), for a large number of reasons which are somehow related, and which requires devoted thought to fully comprehend.

The attacks of September 11, 2001 amount to a complicated loss.

by [classified.02] November 12, 2010

Complicated Weed Triangle

When smoking weed in a circle, but passing in triangles to bypass the non-stoners. But at least it's not as awkward as a love triangle.

We aren't passing it in a circle, we are paying in a complicated weed triangle

by TreeeeeeZ September 18, 2018

Complicated

The relationship between Emily and I

god their complicated

by RobTLM July 8, 2021