When a parent compares their child with another
Noun: Comparent
Verb: Comparenting
Adjective: Comparenty
Noun: Comparent
Verb: Comparenting
Adjective: Comparenty
Joe's Mother tells him he should clean his room every day like Bob's Mother tells her Bob does. Joe tells her "stop being a comparent, you are always comparenting"
by Leah_Dav July 25, 2024
Get the Comparentmug. And who are other people going to compare me to?
Hym "Is it... Is it other people? Are the other people going to compare me to other people?"
Iam "They might compare you to you... Sometimes." 🤷
Hym "Maybe if you display a radical change in appearance. Lose or gain a bunch of weight. Get horribly disfigured or something."
Iam "Well... You shouldn't care what other people think about you."
Hym "If my identity is, in part, a matter of consensus; what other people think is perpetually relevant. I have to care what other people think. I don't have a choice."
Iam "Yeah, I don't think it should be a matter of consensus in the first place but I see what you mean... Hmm... Hmm... Does comparison constitute imitating the creature?"
Hym "Technically... Yes... Well... No. The creature cannot compare itself to anything else and, therefore, would make the act of comparison uniquely human. It's too different from anything to compare itself to anything. Humans are alike enough to one another to compare."
Iam "Huh... Right because relativity would only exist within the confines of reality and God exist outside of it... Right?"
Hym "Seems about right. I don't know I'm getting tired. We'll figure out in the morning."
Iam "Aight."
Iam "They might compare you to you... Sometimes." 🤷
Hym "Maybe if you display a radical change in appearance. Lose or gain a bunch of weight. Get horribly disfigured or something."
Iam "Well... You shouldn't care what other people think about you."
Hym "If my identity is, in part, a matter of consensus; what other people think is perpetually relevant. I have to care what other people think. I don't have a choice."
Iam "Yeah, I don't think it should be a matter of consensus in the first place but I see what you mean... Hmm... Hmm... Does comparison constitute imitating the creature?"
Hym "Technically... Yes... Well... No. The creature cannot compare itself to anything else and, therefore, would make the act of comparison uniquely human. It's too different from anything to compare itself to anything. Humans are alike enough to one another to compare."
Iam "Huh... Right because relativity would only exist within the confines of reality and God exist outside of it... Right?"
Hym "Seems about right. I don't know I'm getting tired. We'll figure out in the morning."
Iam "Aight."
by Hym Iam July 25, 2022
Get the Comparemug. by Compare funds October 17, 2021
Get the Compare fundsmug. When two things are both shitty and awful, but someone wants to whataboutism something else shitty.
Youre just comparing shades of shit.
They both are shit. It's not a competition. Stop trying to one up shit. If they're both shit. Stop splitting grey hairs.
Youre just comparing shades of shit.
They both are shit. It's not a competition. Stop trying to one up shit. If they're both shit. Stop splitting grey hairs.
Jess is an unemployed loser
Yeah but what about your bother John.
You're just comparing shades of shit.
Yeah but what about your bother John.
You're just comparing shades of shit.
by tepest January 2, 2024
Get the Comparing Shades of shitmug. There are so many good cosmic influences on your birthday this year that compared to most people you are truly blessed. Where both love and luck are concerned you only have to put a name to your dreams and desires to see them come true.
There are so many good cosmic influences on your birthday this year that compared to most people you are truly blessed. Where both love and luck are concerned you only have to put a name to your dreams and desires to see them come true.
by HernandezToRodriguezScapeGoat April 6, 2025
Get the There are so many good cosmic influences on your birthday this year that compared to most people you are truly blessed. Where both love and luck are concerned you only have to put a name to your dreams and desires to see them come true.mug. Noun. A parent who compares their child to other children often is a non positive way. Comparing a child to another child in the hopes that child will act similarly to the child they are compared to.
Verb. Comparenting
Verb. Comparenting
Joe tells his Mother to stop being a comparent when she tells him Jim's Mother says Jim cleans his room without being told to.
by Leah_Dav July 22, 2024
Get the Comparentmug.