Computarted

Knowing, but not exactly knowing what the hell a computer does.
Believing you do, but no, you really just don't.
Or, just not knowing what the hell a computer does, how it works.

Synonyms: Poser.

You're so computarted. No, toast doesn't come from a PCI slot. And no, there aren't any fatherboards.

by MADCOW #Unseen-Visionz December 14, 2003

Compusing

causing or tending to cause computer or digital related confusion: a confusing attempt at explanation of computer or digital terms or operations.

The differences between the various features, functions and operation between the two software application versions was compusing.

by Newsted April 25, 2010

Compustressed

A person that is frustrated beyond sanity when their computer does not behave as expected

My husband had trouble connecting his computer to printer and became compustressed!

by 1sunangel1 January 29, 2018

Compussy

Compussy is an amazing and beautiful woman who is fantastic and great, once you have a compussy you know you’ve won.

She’s such a ‘compussy’

Wow you’re so lucky to have a ‘compussy’

by Zach Kane January 20, 2022

Non Compus Mentus

Latin for "not complete of mind", basically meaning "stupid". See: Ignoramus.

Bob: Hey, Mark...
Mark: What?
Bob: You're non compus mentus.
Mark: I don't know what that means, but fuck you anyway.

by Grammar_Nazi January 21, 2008

compuhab

A person totally inept at performing even the most menial of tasks on a computer.i.e: a rehab at computers.

E.g:"Jesus Peter is shite at computers"
Mary: "Yeah he's a bit of a compuhab alright"

by dandywankelspout December 14, 2006

comp usa

A place where employees are taught to be as mean to customers as possible.

Comp usa is like Pop Copy from Chappelles Show

by jeph da 5 9 October 16, 2006