Comcastism

1. The belief that shitty service and poor customer support will somehow make your business or yourself likes by everyone.

2. Believing that being a cunt shitting cock sucking doosh fuck will make people like you more.

Comcastism- being an asshole, shit fag, or vaginal cactus

by Clutch crayons July 2, 2015

Comcastic

The borderline between crappy and shitty. If you know what I mean...

What a comcastic thing to do!
You are so comcastic!
Who would have such comcastic ideas?!

by computercrazy77 December 18, 2017

coasting the chadwag

to smoke pot. see safty meeting
To the average person this will be passed off as code for shooting the breeze.

" we're going to coast the chadwag in the carpark.you coming?"
"we'll be down stairs coasting the chadwag"

by hoboc October 30, 2006

Garbage compacting

The sexual act of taking multiple things in the ass.

Steve was garbage compacting with Chris.

by mtddddddddddddd May 21, 2008

Composting

When having sex, the woman orgasms so hard that she shits while in the middle of the orgasm. If the partner is a man, gets shit all over his balls. If the partner is a woman, gets shit up her vagina.

My boyfriend split my booty last night , and after plowing for a while, became upset with me because I ended up composting him.

by TeaseMe_25 April 23, 2017

Combusting Herpes

The most unappealing website name to ever exist, only teenagers who think they are edgy and cool by swearing and making sexual innuendos and pseudo rapist comments find the site to be any good.

"Combusting Herpes? Who would find a website like that to be any good?"

by MM132 May 27, 2013

Coasting

The day after you smoke weed, preferably a really good kind, and are in a very chill kickback state. One could in-fact describe it as the opposite of a hangover.

Having a coasting experience you weel feel really relaxed, usually not lazy as the effects of the marijuana have worn off, and uneffected by the stresses of the day. Coasting is the ultimate after-high

"Dude I'm feeling so awsome today, yesterday I smoked some dank shit and now I'm just coasting."

by Nickdaguanja December 6, 2009