Cuomosexual

Someone, who like Andrew Cuomo, can't keep their pda under control

You can be a cuomosexual without necessarily being a rapist

by Sexydimma March 12, 2021

CocoSexual

having a sexual attraction to twitter user @TensaCoconut

i’m not homo im cocosexual bih

by highkey_spittin_bangers January 14, 2021

chomosexual

Someone who is never going to get laid in his life other than by stretching his penis into his anus

"Scott is a chomosexual"

by Philip J February 13, 2003

Cuomosexual

When a governor sexually harasses more than 10 people.

Wow, he sexually harassed 10 women? What a cuomosexual!

by nathantross August 3, 2021

Compusexual

n. A person who basically lives alone, often in their parent's basement, and a virgin whose only sexual contact is online porn and hentai anime.

"That dude really needs to get laid".
"It'll never happen. As long as the Internet is up, he'll be a compusexual."

by Captain Barbacana October 5, 2013

clomosexual

Classical Definition: n. A person who develop a personal, and even a deeply fulfilling, relationship with a favourite article of clothing with which you develop a personal, and even a deeply fulfilling, relationship.

True Definition: n. A person who is so lonely but also fucked in the head that fancies themselves more than their preferred gender of sexual partners.
And will always be up for bukake as long as their clothes aren't ruined.

fUKiN GuY1:: Yo Dawg, $He Got $O VexeDD WeNNN Ah Wnt aWnn hUr Bra.

BLaZeD GUy2: BIatcHH Iz $uM $ORt O''' ClomoseXuAl. $houlDa ExPecTeD It JUs $IttiN ThUh YN hUr brA.

fUKiN guy1:: NAh,,,, Mah MUm'$ Nwt Diggggg Dat. $hE WeRE $hoWerin At DA tYm.

by Allahn November 29, 2013

Cemtosexual

From 'cemto', which means one hundred and 'sexual' which means ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) or =====D ( ͡° ᗜ ͡° ) .
Being attracted to:
1- Bisexuals
2- Heterosexuals
2 - People that doesn't know how to count
0 - Me
3- Homosexuals
4- Hypersexuals
5- Pansexuals
5- Psychosexuals
6- Sexuals
8 =====D~~💦
11- Transexuals
Pussy - Your mom
34- Porn
42- Answers
42- Questions

42- Keys
69- Anal sex
71- Shit (or 2 Girls, 1 Cup)
Yo momma - Yo momma
85 - Nothing
99 - Everything
100 - Cum

Bob: -You are such a cemtosexual.
Dick: -I'm proud of it.

by I'm rule 34 December 9, 2016