Columbus 

A city in Ohio that is often referred to as the capital of the state, but that's just a lie to get all the black people in one place. First step to the glorious "Final Solution."

Ohioan 1: You ever been to Columbus?
Ohioan 2: Fuck no, I ain't black.
Ohioan 3: Can't wait for the "Final Solution" though.
Ohioan 4: I love Easton.

Columbus by Zuluhed5 April 10, 2011

Columbus 

The show and tell for Columbus is Genocide.

Person 1: Did you know Christopher Columbus discovered America, what an amazing guy!
Person 2: Yes, ineed he discovered America. He is also a genocidal piece of shit who brutally attacked many native inhabitants from the west indies, fed them to dogs and alligators if they went against his wishes and of course he is the same "amazing guy" who started to cheat native americans out of their own land and stole their identity.
Person 1: Wow, he's not such a great guy after all.

Columbus by UltimateDoge June 23, 2021

columbus 

A true hooper who nets 3's

Man he hits 3's, his name must be Columbus.

columbus by 100%Defined April 1, 2017

Columbus 

A suck-ass cowtown in central Ohio.

You: Ever heard of Columbus?

Your older brother: Yeah, it’s a suck-ass cowtown in central Ohio.

You: oh.

Columbus by Doc Awesome October 10, 2020

Columbus 

That obscure moron that actually discovered The place between north and south America as well as Cuba and masicured millions. At the time it was also common knowledge that the earth was round, he thought the earth was smarter than the, um, er, "scientists" calculated

Guy1: have you heard of Columbus

Guy2:that dick who thought he was smarter than everyone
Guy1: yep that dick

Columbus by I have no idea how to spell March 28, 2021

Columbus 

didn’t actually discover America

person one: hey who discovered America?

person two: not Columbus

Columbus by frog leader May 5, 2021

Columbus 

Dead guy that used a compass to get lost

I can hear the teacher man talking about Columbus
He nothing but an old dead fuck with a compass
Ran up on a beach and threw everybody off
And then he claimed discovery and now we all applaud

Columbus by ZombieRonReagan August 23, 2021