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Colten

Normally that one guy that’s a simp for every girl he meets even if they are his best friends exes. He’s the dude that sucks his friends dicks. But wtv. He’s also the person that lifts weights all day every day and then complains about not being “big” and always sends people ab pics outta nowhere. Oh yea and also he wears wife beaters and has a really weird haircut. That’s all the Coltens. So watch out or he might simp for you next.
Person 1: are you friends with Colten?
Person 2:no why?
Person 1: cuz I literally can’t get him to leave me alone, he’s like simping over me even tho I’m his best friends ex!
Person 2: omg he did that to my friend!
Person 1:bro why is Colten such a simp
by Theslay August 24, 2023
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Coltening

The act of repeating a stupid phrase or sound from a meme when someone asks you why you are doing something stupid.
Dude, I was talking to Ean and when I asked him why he wasn’t online yesterday he just said “BRUH” and didn’t answer my question. He was fucking Coltening.
by RosaParksBarber July 27, 2022
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Colten

He is hella hot, totally not me......... He packs
zaddy: Colten is so fine
by zazamaster300 January 25, 2023
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Dirty Colten

To dip you cock in teriyaki sauce and then make a gorgeous black immense woman suck it until thats shit is clean
His cock is not gonna smell for a week after that dirty colten he recieved
by THENIGQE April 9, 2024
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Colten Ryan

he is my friend -bradyn
Colten Ryan is a name that is quite nice and should be recognized
by udhx November 24, 2020
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colten ben

Hot he's also pretty not bad at rocket league sexy loves people named jai hates people named phamas
that's not very colten ben of you
by anonymous November 18, 2020
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Colten Ryan

he is my friend
Colten Ryan is a lovely person and he makes friends easily
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