Post coitem omne animal triste est

A latin phrase meaning, "After sex, every animal is sad."

Curious man: That rhino just had sex, why is it frowning?
Bald-headed man: Post coitem omne animal triste est!
Curious man: Oh, I guess your right.

by PD2 February 12, 2006

chinterference

when the roll of fat around your neck is so large that it interferes with talking or moving your head freely.

I'm not sure what he said, he must have had some chinterference.

by kiphouse5 April 28, 2011

conte

someone who thinks they can take on the entire world and is not scared of anything. This kind of person likes to start fights and is usually very athletic. when confronted be careful for this type of person will destroy the average human being, he is extremely crazy so be careful. a conte will usually act like a ghetto guinea usually know everyone at the party often refers to himself as the boss.

-yo if that nigga dont stop frontin om going conte on his ass
-im feeling conteish at this party

by jack motherfuckin d December 14, 2008

Contendo

Contendo is a Splatoon YouTuber with 1,000 subscribers and makes funny moment videos on the game. He even makes memes on the game as well and even just shit-posts. He's a very cool YouTuber, please watch him.

Subscribe to Contendo!

Hey Contendo, you're a idiot lmao.

by ContendoYT November 28, 2019

coined the term

When someone makes up a new word or expression to describe something, and that word or expression is just so sublime and succinct that it is quickly adopted by the mainstream or the sub-mainstream, necessitating its inclusion in the Urban Dictionary.

Beyonce 'coined the term' bootylicious to perfectly describe a rounded butt (or Big Black Ghetto Arse, depending on how you look at it). Well done Beyonce. Sorry I can't do the little dash above the 'e' in your name but Robert's explanations are crap.

Sohm-Yung Ho 'coined the term' Resident Cunt to perfectly describe... um... the resident cunt.

by Great-Aunt of Sohm-Yung Ho 🦉 August 8, 2009

Conté

A group of contemporary futuristic creatives who mostly in Port Harcourt and fight their way through the difficult media.

These conté folks are ready to start a movement in Port Harcourt

by Lovenew April 10, 2019

Contempted

When someone (usually an opp) gets bitten on their eye by a mosquito and becomes dumbfounded.

Man like Sanjay is bare contempted. I heard a mosquito suckled upon his optical sphere and one's gangsterial capabilities have been compromised, yuh dig.

by Grall but Holy October 2, 2022