by iron orr September 07, 2009
None of these above are right....
First off, if you're here for a fucking fish I'm turning your internet off. Second, "COD" stands for "Call Of Duty". Call Of Duty is the home wrecker but in a men's kind of way... Having the "COD" means taking in large amounts of useless video games that will not get you anywhere in life. The age range for having the "COD" is from 12-Late 50's. The results of having the "COD" are....
-not going out side for the weekend and/or the week.
- not talking to your friends,girlfriend (if you even have one) or the rare "wife" in this case.
- not taking care of your self hygene like... combing your hair, changing your poop stained tighty whities or taking showers.
This awful syndrome can ruin your whole social life.
(I'm not against Call Of Duty in any way,shape or form, I'm just stating the facts.)
First off, if you're here for a fucking fish I'm turning your internet off. Second, "COD" stands for "Call Of Duty". Call Of Duty is the home wrecker but in a men's kind of way... Having the "COD" means taking in large amounts of useless video games that will not get you anywhere in life. The age range for having the "COD" is from 12-Late 50's. The results of having the "COD" are....
-not going out side for the weekend and/or the week.
- not talking to your friends,girlfriend (if you even have one) or the rare "wife" in this case.
- not taking care of your self hygene like... combing your hair, changing your poop stained tighty whities or taking showers.
This awful syndrome can ruin your whole social life.
(I'm not against Call Of Duty in any way,shape or form, I'm just stating the facts.)
by GhettoGamer69 December 24, 2012
His pants were loose all in the right places, and he wasn't wearing any underwear. You could totally see his cod.
by Durkan March 04, 2012
Another word for Testicle or ball, nut etc. But A word that is rapidly growing in popularity and becoming a part of everyday vocabulary among many people in the south. Primarily a word used by males as a greeting or reference to a person. The term was coined by a local town legend in Columbus, GA back in 1994 and has recently become a staple in drunken banter. Although a derogatory word in meaning, it is not and shouldn't be taken as an insult.
Joseph: Hey Cod, what's up?
Simon: oh, just grillin up some burgers.
Blake: Hey worm, where's your brother at?
Worm: I don't know where that Cod is.
Patrick: what are y'all Cod's up to??
Joseph and group: bout to go hit the lake. You wanna go you ol' Cod?
Patrick: Why hell yeah, let's get goin Cod's!
Simon: oh, just grillin up some burgers.
Blake: Hey worm, where's your brother at?
Worm: I don't know where that Cod is.
Patrick: what are y'all Cod's up to??
Joseph and group: bout to go hit the lake. You wanna go you ol' Cod?
Patrick: Why hell yeah, let's get goin Cod's!
by Georgia Sasquatch August 16, 2012
by Bob January 20, 2004
by Titsy March 09, 2009
Collect On Dick (analogy of Collect On Delivery). Invite a female over or a female just shows up and you lay the D as payment. 100% guarantee lay.
Ding-dong! *Answer door* "Hello," says man. Woman responds, "I am here to fix your plumbing". Guy is confused because he doesn't remember calling a plumber or anything for that matter but puss is puss. He then just does a COD. Guy does what guys do and female happily reciprocates ;) Happily ever after.
by The Rawdogger March 22, 2017