Cocomelonification

Cocomelonification is the process of children's media being turned into an incomprehensible sludge of non-stop dopamine hits to completely grab a toddler's attention. Media that has been cocomelonified contains nonstop lullabies and visual stimuli, as well as having little to no clear focus.
Media such as this has been dumbed-down to keep a child's interest.

Laura: I hate Teen Titans Go. It's so fast-paced and has stupid potty humor. The original was better! The same can be said for new Spongebob.
Steve: Classic example of cocomelonification. If children will watch sludge, studios don't need to put time or resources into making genuinely educational children's content.
Laura: So corporations do things solely for profit and not for the well-being of a community?
Steve: Yes.
John: God shut the fuck up you woke liberals.

by evil_oney >:) June 20, 2023

cocomelon

this fucking channel is 5aking over. yt and make pewdiepie 3rd so it is a fucking stubid no use channel

me what's. that channel. over here's

my friend its a fucking stupid no use cocomelon fucking bitching channel that took over pewdiepie?

me after herd that that sentence for 0.00000000000000000001 second: fucking reporting the channel for 300 years. straight

by QSXDRFVGYHNJI June 21, 2021

chocomilk

A chocolate powder that's used to make chocolate milk. Mix it with milk to make a yummy beverage.

Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches go well with a glass of cold chocomilk.

by Brendaliciousss August 9, 2016

cocomelon

one of the most subscribed children's youtube channels with millions of subscribers , with a range of nursery songs from 2 minutes to over half an hour long videos . these animated children's songs are pretty addictive and will keep your young children entertained for hours

mum: go watch tv

child:Im bored of watching tv

mum:what about cocomelon on youtube
child:never heard of that before (watches it every day)

by ellsco607 March 31, 2020

Chocomilk

Short form of chocolate milk.

brb, im gona prepare a chocomilk.

by EfrenTheMaster May 31, 2018

Chocomil

A skinny weirdly billy kid know to be a gay child and tends to were glasses

Shut the fuck up chocomil

by Jeffry Peterson March 23, 2019

Cocomelon Kid

Deadass quackity.. nothing else. Its just quackity. He is a fucking IPad kid and a cocomelon kid...

Quackity watches cocomelon
Offically a cocomelon kid

by 𝐋𝖔𝐯𝖎𝐧𝖌♡︎𝐖𝖎𝐥𝖇𝐮𝖗 December 30, 2021