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Cockpit

When one female folds her arm down, as one male proceeds to slide his carefully lubed erection in between said fold, pointing towards the armpit. The male then continues to repeat this process, focusing on rubbing the bell of his penis against the female's axilla. It is often best for the female to have a well shaven axilla, as it can become extremely abrasive for the male genetalia.
Winston: "I say, Margaret, what say you to a randy romp of a good ol' fashioned cockpit?"

Margaret: "That sounds quit agreeable, noble sir, but I must shave my oxter, for it could become quite unagreeable with your tallywhacker."

Winston: "Indeed, then it's agreed! We shall have a cockpit after tea!"

Margaret: "Resplendant!"
by Witherton McManus January 3, 2010
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cockwit

A variant of "dickwit" in common use in the Northern Territory of Australia. Used in exasperation after slamming the phone down.
"COCKWIT!!!"
"Who was that?"
"That fuckinwanker of a mining engineer"
by Agg August 10, 2003
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Urban Cocktionary

by your mom April 19, 2003
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Cocktits

A group of retards.
Unattractive highschool kids who think they're cool.

Hangout everyday and spend money they don't have.

Use stupid words that don't exist.

If they're really annoying you could call them an OG Cocktit
John: Shit bro it's sam and his cocktits!

Michael: What the fuck bro they're retarded, they're OG cocktit
by RUDE BACKAZZZZ October 4, 2017
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Cockcited

To be excited about the cock.

1)Used to describe slutty girls and gays who enjoy the cock and look like they would enjoy some at this moment.
2) Used also to joke about a guy friends sexuality if he says something about the cock to where he seems excited.
1) Dude, she wants your dick! She's so cockcited right now!
2) The friend comments on a photo of someone drinking a Diet Coke with "DIET COCK!!!" then he's cockcited!
by Ed The Ringleader April 22, 2011
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Cocktinental Breakfast

Eating a croissant whilst being sucked off by the lady (or man) in your life.
We stayed at the hotel and in the morning enjoyed a cocktinental breakfast.
by baloo1 November 14, 2011
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Cocktipalitis

The inflamed and sore throat caused by a cock tip irritating the back of the throat.
My headgame is so fierce, I get cocktipalitis every time

B's cock is so long, i get cocktipalitis after every blow job I give.
by CobbleAthena August 21, 2013
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