cocktastrophy

a massively bad thing where someones special area is hurt in the process

Him falling onto that pole was a major cocktastrophy.

by Gary Coleman IV June 21, 2008

The Marsell Cock Tease (MCT)

The Marsell Cock Tease (MCT) consists of a male who inserts his male reproductive organ between a female's breasts and proceeds to thrust repeatedly. After a short period of time, the male discontinues this procedure and visits the lavatory in an effort to place a prophylactic over his quivering member. Upon his return to the previous location, he finds the female covering her face and blushing from the situation. She then begins to redress and leave the premises.

Tom: Yo, Dino i just got a bad Cormier Cock Tease and it was the worst feeling ever!
Dino: Well my dear friend I dont believe it can be as bad as The Marsell Cock Tease (MCT) I just endured!
Tom: You're right. I like you **Both parties high five**

by Old Norse Õthinn March 23, 2008

The Cormier Cock Tease (CCT)

The ultimate guiding force and philosophy in life. Also known as "cut the bait," if things don't go your way in life you just let go! and get someone else to suck your dick. or do it yourself. it's that simple.

"So.. what do you want to do?"
-"I don't know..."
"....(Pause) FUCK!!!"

I got CCT'd (past tense of the word, The Cormier Cock Tease (CCT)) so bad last night, I'm blue balling like a mother fucker...

by Kevan Hooley May 18, 2007

Cock Tease

A title to describe (usually pretty) flirty girls used predominantly by horny and or desperate males who are too dumb to realize that at that she was never going to sleep with him.

Horny asshole: "you're such a cock tease"
Flirty girl: "All I said was 'hello'... "

by flirtygirl October 23, 2009

cockteaser

A girl or woman who uses sexual allure and dangles herself as cock bait in order to attract and distract boys and men with the implied promise of sexual intimacy.

The way Mike's wife dressed and flirted at the office, the guys lined up to play, and soon had her labeled as a real cockteaser.

When she was 11, Katie began to dress and wear makeup in a really slutty, skanky way, but her mom seemed to approve of her daughter becoming a hot little cockteaser for the older boys and men.

by July41944 June 29, 2009

cocktaker

one who takes cock,( i.e in the butt, usually young gay men), but it can also be a heterosexual person( vaginal, oral, anal, etc.) Twinks are cocktakers.

Ernie you're such a cocktaker!

by Katinka Cocktaker April 5, 2007

Cocktose Intolerant

A lesbian or person who has an aversion to peen.

friend 1: Dude, that girl is so hot!
friend 2: Man, don't waste your time. She rolls with those butchie's over there. That girl be cocktose intolerant!

by Chinesecognac February 6, 2010