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clocksucker

Someone who wastes tremendous amounts of your time with no useful result.
1. After 2 years of dating, he didn't propose. She said "you are such a clocksucker!"

2. The salesman was very disappointed. After 3 hours of talking to the customer, the #$%^ing clocksucker didn't buy anything.
by Cody May 6, 2004
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Cocksucker

Someone who sucks cock.

Can be used as an insult or a compliment.
Don't be a cocksucker!
Look at that cocksucker!
She's a great cocksucker.
Fuck you you fucking COCKSUCKER!!
Aaa-ai-ai-ai, cocksuckers never eat hair pie.
by de-pube February 10, 2021
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Arrogant Cocksucker

A condescending, mean spirited, despicable prick. Someone if you never saw or interacted with again, it would be too soon! One wants this type of person in their life about as much as they would want a rash on their own ass,however, sometimes they are simply unavoidable( Boss, Co-worker,neighbor,etc.). Just the sight of this individual can make you sick.
I can't stand how Bill talks down to me! He's a real arrogant cocksucker and I'd love to knock his ass in the grass!
by T123456789 August 5, 2011
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cocksuredness

When a cocky son of a bitch is so full of himself you can almost smell the bullshit coming out of his arrogant mouth
Boy: I know you were checking out my junk. Wanna get outta here and go have the best sex of your life?
Girl: Fuck no. Your cocksuredness may be a 10, but you're loser ass is barely a 1.

John: Can you believe Steve actually thinks his lazy ass is getting the promotion to district manager?
Alan: I know! He actually lost 7 accounts this quarter. His cocksuredness is a bit extreme.
by gman91478 January 24, 2015
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cocksocket

A girl's asshole--typically a girl with a very attractive butt.
Stephanie has such a nice little ass--I'd like to stretch her sweet little cocksocket.
by Steph M. August 1, 2007
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shitfaced motherfucking cocksucking dickhead

Don't you think <insert name of someone you don't like> is a shitfaced motherfucking cocksucking dickhead?
by Ben Kenobi June 5, 2005
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Cocksucker red

The wearing of bright red lipstick by a female.
Samantha always wears that bright red lipstick. I think it's called cocksucker red.
by Jack Madison December 19, 2016
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