Cocksnorkeller

One who engages in the venerable art of cocksnorkelling, in which one sucks cock by primal necessity, in the same way that one requires air while swimming.

"So man, your ex likes to give head, huh?"
"Yep, she's an absolute cocksnorkeller."

by Bobfandangle December 22, 2009

cockatoot

Dick Farts

When Peter pissed, he cockatooted!

by Bichee July 13, 2021

cocksnorkel

One who snorkles cock.

My math teacher is a fucking cocksnorkel.

by Kaeln December 25, 2003

Cocknotized

When a woman is so hypnotized with how great a guy's cock is that she looks past his character flaws - i.e. being a racist, not having a job, not going to school and/or having voted for George W. Bush.

He's a complete loser? Oh, she must just be cocknotized.

by LivLee89 August 14, 2011

Cocksnout

Somebody with a overly large and bulbous nose. Usually with an augmented bridge and elongated snout.

"Look at that chick's beak...what a cocksnout!"
"Look at that guys cocksnout...that guy could smoke a cigarette in the rain."

by Bobby G.enius October 8, 2009

cocksnot

1) Any seminal secretion from ones penis, cock, fuckstick, etc. 2) A colorful derogatory term to label any person acting rude, ignorant and the like.

1) "I filled Jenny's cumdumpster with and assload of cocksnot!"

2) "Did you see that cocksnot cut in line?"

by WeirdBird May 6, 2006

cockshot

A small-resolution and often blurry photo taken by oneself of their penis. Generally made with webcams or camera phones, but older digital cameras work as well if they are pixellated enough. Never include the face or any easily distinguishable physical characteristics, and often sport filenames such as 'mycock001.jpg' or 'LADIESONLY.jpg'.

Morticia: I swear, if one more smarmy old pervert sends me a cockshot, I'm being ordained as a nun.

by AnacinCross December 16, 2008