cockstanzie

Cockstanzie has a multitude of really life uses and is nearly undefinable. It may be used in situations where one's "bro" ditches them for a "ho" that is not previously accepted by his "bros". also "it may be used when a friend overuses a complaint until it becomes a simple annoyance...
Often used under the user's breath as the last word in a sentence that is negative towards another person/friend.

1:I didnt feel sorry for you yesterday or for the past month, why do you keep complaining to me? ...cockstanzie
2:dude are we going to go see darkknight? no im going to hang with that girl i just met and dont know anything about..."cockstanzie"

by thejokesonyou February 28, 2008

cocksmack

Taking out one's penis and smacking someone in the face with it usually as an act of discipline

"Yo bitch if you don't shut up i will cocksmack you!"

by Elliot May 31, 2005

Cocksander

During the act of sex at a beach or a sandy scene wheredy the boy will dip his penis in the sand and then continue to viciously pentrate her.

Scotty B: Easy bruv how'd last night go?
Bez: Yeah blood tight!
Scotty B: Give me the 411 on that shit
Bez: Took that biatch down to the beach and left her sandy, yo know gave her the old Sahara treatment. Cocksander ain't I
Scotty: Respect Man
Bez: Aiiiiiiiiiiiiii!
Scotty B: What was she like after
Bez: The bitch had sand in her pussy about it

(Also use: Saharad, Fiscalled, Sandy, Sandied, Gobid, Kalaharid, Coloradoed, Shipwrecked, Gritted)

by FizzlePizzleDizzle May 22, 2006

cocksmack

When one person whips out their cock and smacks them in the face with it. OR usually a gay person who loves cock in their face.

Josh Phil Condrat is a cocksmack.

Josh loves to cocksmack other men (also recieve).

Josh: Hey can you cocksmack in my face
Billy: Sure, as long as you return the favor
Josh: OK, let me get out my skeet box

by Ryan Brockman January 13, 2006

cocksmunch

an exclamation, derogatory reference about a person who is doing something fucked up.

get the fuck in your lane you stupid cocksmunch!!

by freedav05 December 26, 2006

cockspanking

Using his (preferably hefty) erect penis, a man whacks his partner's ass and pussy repeatedly and with gusto, preferably producing a sticky wet slapping sound and pink marks.

She likes it naughty, raw and a little rough, and she moaned as she took a hearty cockspanking on her knees after drenching my cock.

by saint_adventure September 23, 2014

Cocksmash

1. The chant of the soldiers in the FIGHTER organization during briefings or before a battle.

2. The initiation process a recruit goes through on the first day in FIGHTER.

3. The name of the Nuke used in Operation Cocksmash where Rainbow Squad was ordered to clear enemy missile interceptors for said Nuke.

4. A word used in a phrase or joke for laughs.

1. Councilor: Are you ready, Troopers!?

Troopers: Cocksmash, cocksmash, cocksmash!

2. Veterans of the FIGHTER can sleep easily with the screams of the 'new guy' being initiated.

3. No example needed.

4. What did one FIGHTER say to the other?

COCKSMASH!

by FIGHTERDoc July 5, 2009