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cocksock

To (often repeatedly) punch a male in the genitals for the sole purpose of cockblocking him.
Christian cocksocked Skov five times on Sunday while Skov was hanging out with his girlfriend. What a cockblock for Skov-- he was doubled over in pain for the rest of the night and his girlfriend left early.
by ilovectyandilovepassionfruit January 4, 2010
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cock rock

An offshoot of '80s hair metal which was known for containing cheesy, dirty lyrics. Usually the lyrics were about things like how big your dick is or cumming all over the place. Not really worth listening to if you actually like good music. It sold because girls bought into it, but then it faded because of the rise of grunge.
The only hair band worth listening to is Dokken, because at least they're not a bunch of cock rockers who only talk about the size of their schlongs and how many girls they've fucked.

A prime example of cock rock is Poison. Just look at them. Their pants are uber-tight, because they like to show off the size of their packages.
by Paul Wooten August 9, 2006
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cockpocket

Tom really beat the brakes off that cockpocket last night!

There was a greenish/yellowish malodorous discharge coming from her cockpocket so Tom yelled "Whoa, stanky cockpocket."

Tom walked out of his room and put his fingers in my face, then he said, "Cockpocket."
by Porno-corndog9 April 16, 2010
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Ultimate cock rock

Walking around one's house, playing guitar, with one's penis in full view.
Everything was fine until David Lee Roth played his Ultimate cock rock show in my living room.
by Misfit December 18, 2003
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cocksocket

A cunt. Not the female genitalia, but a person who you regard to be...... a cunt.
You are a total and utter cocksocket!
by mushren September 23, 2006
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Floppy Titty Cocknocker

Annoying slutty fat bitches who think they are the shit when guys only use them for a quick fuck.
Jolene is a floppy titty cocknocker and she live in Ione, California if your looking for a lousy fuck.
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cocknocker

A character played by Mark Hamill featured in the Bluntman and Chronic(Jay and Silent Bob) Movie and Comicbook in the View Askew Series created and directed by Kevin Smith.
"I got busted in the balls by some guy called... 'Cocknocker!'"
by n1n74 March 16, 2004
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