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Cockroach

A car buyer with terrible credit. Someone who never pays their bills. A person who thinks they can buy a new or used car even though they have very bad credit.
He can’t buy this car without a co-signer and a huge down payment because he’s a stinking (Cock) Roach who just had a repo last month!
by Cal Worthington September 15, 2005
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cockroach

A roach with aa huge cock
by Anonymous October 4, 2003
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cockroach

An illegal mexican because they flee like cockroaches when the light is turned on them as they sneak across the border.
Walmart got sued by a bunch of cockroaches after they were discovered by immigration officials.
by jype September 29, 2008
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cockroach

n. A horrible penile problem. You start to have unsightly roaches on your cock, often causing immense itching and/or unexpected orgasms. A very common STD, only gay men get it because women don't get them.

a. To be cockroached
by iThink February 19, 2008
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cockroach

a woman with an ugly face but a smokin hot body.

Refering to the fact: when a cockroach's head is seperated from body, the body will still function for days.
mating candidade 1:
see that girl over on the dance floor, i'd like to tickle her schnicle...

mating candidate 2:
not worth the trip man, she's a cockroach.
by concrete general October 30, 2007
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cockroaching

When your partner frantically stabs at your balls with their heels while you try to escape under the bed.
In the heat of passion, Mariano's girlfriend started cockroaching him
by Willa Zea September 2, 2008
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Cockroach

1: A small, flying inset who is a pain in the ass.

2: A Queensland slang word for a person from NSW
1: Oi mate can you squash that cockroach?
2: Oi mate can you squash that cockroach?
by Boogaloo Autist June 23, 2019
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