cocknockled

When you go out on a date with a girl, only to find out that she doesn't think it's a date (usually revealed by a third party). You then pretend to be excited for her while furiously ad-libbing an exit strategy.

Guy: You sure are nice.
Girl: So are you. Let's get coffee.
Guy: Great.
...
Girl: This coffee is delicious.
Guy: I'm having fun.
Someone: What are you doing for break?
Girl: Oh, I'm just going to Hawaii with my boyfriend to celebrate our one-month anniversary.
Guy: Guh! Wow...congratulations.
Girl: I'll say!
Guy: Welp, looks like it's about time for me to be hittin the ol Dusty Trail...
Girl: Bye!
...
Guy: COCKNOCKLED!

by tuanomsoc December 24, 2005

cockblocker spaniel

when a guy or girl gets cock blocked by a dog barking, whining, scratching or any other distracting/annoying behavior. particularly when its only problem is that it's just more of attention hound than you are.

i was stopped cold by her cockblocker spaniel barking and scratching at the bedroom door.

by jayt85331 January 6, 2014

Shut your cocksucker

Another way of telling a stupid ass fuck boy to shut his mouth.

Fuckboy Gary: Please, Please just let us go!

John: Shut your cocksucker, you son of a bitch.

by Ek1016 December 27, 2014

cockblocker

Cockblocker: 1. (noun) a female friend who accompanies another female friend to planned meetings with a male peer, to ensure that the sista does not get into trouble;
2. (Noun) a male who interferes with another male's attempt to freak the woman whom the former either wishes to protect as a friend, or is already pursuing himself;
3. (Verb) to cockblock: basically, to interfere, by way of one's mere presence, with the attempt of one person to freak another

1. Jill "Jane, I really need you to come along tonight as my cockblocker so I don't do anything I would later regret.
Jane "Sure"
2. I made my move toward that hottie Jennifer with the thought of grinding with her. That cockblocker Alex cut in and got it first.
3. Alex cockblocks all the time

by Doobie Smokes You December 2, 2004

shitfaced cocksucker

Combinations of curse words are typically used for insults when angrier than usual. This one, for unknown reasons, sounds better than most others and continues to be used by many in random explosions of anger.

<fyrehart> I am a shitfaced cocksucker!
<no_one_2000> Yeah, you are.

by no_one_2000 June 3, 2005

cockrocker 3000

Harry Potter's first "broom"

Goyle, "Did you hear? Harry just got a Cockrocker 3000!"

Draco, "I've had one for ages. They really do make all the difference."

by AlyxAnderson October 29, 2007

Cocksucker

1. Someone who sucks a man's penis.
2. A very stupid person.

1. Because I saw Elena suck Jay's penis I knew that Elena is a cocksucker.
2. That fucking cocksucker stole my money!

by Anonymous July 1, 2003