Cockfist

the act of Masturbation (usually vigorus)

He had a quick Cockfist over the latest penthouse magazine

by mnbvcx74 August 25, 2010

harlem cockfight

When two or more pigeons viciously attack each other over a scrap of fried meat, usually chicken. Also applies to any two animals (including humans) attacking each other over something not normally found in their diet.

Rounding the corner, Jason suddenly found himself in the middle of a harlem cockfight. Startled, he tripped and landed right in the runoff from the live poultry store.

You should'a seen Shaniqua and Britney last night at the dinner table! After that health program at school they been harlem cockfighting over the celery!

by vegetablation June 22, 2008

cockfight

When your cock gets cut off by a sward.

You lost that fight like a cockfight.

by Erich April 28, 2004

Cockfished

When you find out the girl you've been talking to is actually a man

Dude you know the girl I've been talking to? Well turns out she has a dick. She totally cockfished me.

by illuminaughtyXD May 19, 2018

Cockfished

when a guy sends you picture’s of a dick that aren’t actually his. trying to make you think he has a larger or thicker cock than he does.

you: He sent me several pictures of his dick but they don’t look the same.

friend : you have been cockfished! you know, like that show “catfish” but with a cock

by DrGonzoUK July 6, 2019

Cockfighting

an activity where two men use their penises as bludgeons and bludgeon each other to death

I have to go in 30 minutes because John invited me to a cockfighting tournament

by lord firecock March 28, 2022

Cockfighting

two men sword fighting with their pp

The male challenges the other male to slap cocks or cockfighting.

by jewish cunt bastard April 8, 2022