cockanetics

Similar to "cockonics," but is the mindset to get you laid rather than the language. Made famous in the book "Cockanetics" by L. Ron Jeremy.

"Brutha, you gots to walk in there knowin' you'll get laid tonight. Think cockanetics, man!"

by Lord Zoltar November 23, 2005

cockamondoo

cockamondoo is a word of unknown origin used to describe a person in a negative way many in the north eastern USA. It has been rumored that to use and understand this word you need to be a member of the fabled BDP (Big Dick Playas).

"yo sidney crosby of the Pittsburgh penguins is always being such a cockamondoo. But adam foote neva eva."

"you guys see that nigga what a cockamondoo always worrying about it."

by Mr. Wiki March 27, 2010

Cockalopolis

The gay part of San Fransisco

I took the bart to Cockalopolis and saw many homosexuals

by Edgar the Gay March 30, 2011

Cockalocken

when your cock is just ready to get lockened!

when I saw my super model wife naked my dick was just cockalocken!

by the word master of words July 11, 2016

Cockalorum

A small, haughty man.

Person 1: Look at him! He's such a cockalorum!
Person 2: I know right!

by PandaGirl xox May 30, 2016

Cockalolli

A careless idiot or douche bag

Person 1: "Look at this Cockalolli driving on the wrong side of the freeway"

Person 1: "Im going to carry all these bags upstairs
Person 2: "Dont! You wont manage 3 flights of stairs with all those bags"
Person 1: Twist his ankle on the 4th step and drops everything
Person 2: "You are such a Cockalolli"

by Hajooster June 16, 2018

Cockadon

When a man’s penis becomes erect and it is larger than u would imagine a dinosaur penis would be.

“Oh my God! U have a cockadon! U should have warned me!”

by Jazz Yazzi March 13, 2019