Cockwomble

Now a general word of abuse, but originally more especially for politicians. However, I'm fairly sure its first meaning was something rather more specific.
"The Wombles" was a children's TV programme about little creatures who lived in Wimbledon Common and picked up trash.

Also at one time Wimble Common was known as a place homosexual men would go in the evening in search of anonymous casual sex.

There was a scandal once regarding a politician who was seen there one evening and who insisted he was, "Taking his dog for a walk".

So a "cockwomble" was someone (especially a politician) whose interests include anonymous casual homosexual sex acts with strangers.
"Why does he go by car to take his dog for a walk?"

"He's a cockwomble."
by A handle not already used March 06, 2021
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Used mainly as an insult towards men. Cockwombles are useless fuckwits that do not know what they are doing and stand around while watching others do work.
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When a man dresses up in a wobble outfit and only his cock is hanging out and he has sex with someone.
"so how was sex with Jim last night?"
"it was so bad he totally cockwombled me!"
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Pedo Joe and everyone still supporting him are all cockwombles.
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Cockwomble

What are you doing with your life? Get off urban dictionary and go outside. Stop wasting your life and do something with it. If not you might become a cockwomble.
Person 1: Shut up
Person 2: Give your head a wobble you stupid cockwomble
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See the guy on stage, greatest artist ever ? What a cockwomble!
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Cockwombling thundercunt

The ultimate worst type of insult to be used to describe a person who believes themselves to be so self important that no one else even matters. To be called a cockwombling thundercunt you have done something so unbelievably selfish to truly piss someone off and even worse you dont even realise you've done anything wrong.
Hey, that Phil is a right selfish cockwombling thundercunt!
by KittyCat1982 April 01, 2020
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