Cock Dyson

A female provider of horizontal refreshment - kind of a whore.

Bro: 'She's a Cock Dyson'
Dude: 'What do you mean?'
Bro: 'She sucks it in from all directions!'

by BenHamerEsq April 28, 2012

Cock dipping

When a guy (typically a pornstar) puts his penis in and then pulls it out, repeating this multiple times for no apparent reason.

"Did you watch that porno I sent you?"

"Nah that was just some guy cock dipping a girl for like 20 minutes."

by Biivl November 20, 2014

Blood, Sand, and Cock Diet

When you don't eat because you are too busy playing Spartacus: Blood, Sand , and Cock.

Me: I must be on the Blood, Sand, and Cock Diet.
Friend: Man, what happened?
Me: I forgot to eat today, there was a Spartacus marathon and I was too busy playing Blood, Sand, and Cock.

by spartacock January 23, 2011

cock diesel

Very big, strong, buff guy. Lots of muscles.

"That dude is cock diesel, I ain't messin' with him."

by BigWillie December 30, 2004

Black Cock Down

Pornified version of the movie Black Hawk Down.

"Ok, I had the idea that there were gonna be black cocks in this for some reason. I mean, why else would they call it Black Cock Down? I'm going home."

by AnotherJon July 29, 2006

Cock Dimple

Indentation just above where your cock connects to your lower abdomen, typically pube covered.

Sorry baby, didn't mean to get the santorum all in your pubes and cock dimple.

by MethFaceCAB February 21, 2010

Cock Dollar

Crude joke or prank.
1) Pull out some dollar bills (any denomination) from your wallet.
2) Stick them one by one in your pants and rub your genitalia with it. (preferably after you have been doing some extraneous activity that causes the area to sweat)
3) go to a gas station to purchase an item with the "cock dollars"
4) After your purchase and the exchange of your "cock dollars", you have the satisfaction that the clerk has "your nut sack juices" in his/her hands.

We used slightly moist cock dollars to purchase the munchies for us and the gas for the pinto-mobile.

by buzz122 July 9, 2009